"Song For De Jong" Thread

[BingoBango]

Re: song for de jong

To 'Jesus Christ Superstar'

'Nigel, Nigel de Jong!
He'll beat you round the head
With his massive schlong!'

Loss of points for using a Lloyd Webber tune.

 

[bada bing]

Re: song for de jong

Nice and simple, The Smiths - Panic
instead of 'Hang The DJ'

NIGEL DE JONG
NIGEL DE JONG
NIGEL DE JONG
NI-GEL DE JONG
repeat to fade

 

[Irlamblue]

Re: song for de jong

check this fucker out

it has to start:

DE JONG KONG PHOOEY
NUMBER 1 SUPER GUY
DE JONG KONG PHOOEY
QUICKER THAN THE HUMAN EYE
HE GOT STYLE
HE GOT CLASS
AND A HEART THAT JUST WONT STOP...

got stuck after that.

Like it!!!!

 

[SWPISHOME]

Re: song for de jong

De Jong, De Jong
His bird is from Taiwan
He takes off her thong
And gets very long.

 

[Ireland is Superman]

Re: song for de jong

check this fucker out

it has to start:

DE JONG KONG PHOOEY
NUMBER 1 SUPER GUY
DE JONG KONG PHOOEY
QUICKER THAN THE HUMAN EYE
HE GOT STYLE
HE GOT CLASS
MESS WITH HIM AND HE WILL KICK YOUR ASS?

got stuck after that.

 

[blue_chili_pepper]

Re: song for de jong

Nice and simple, The Smiths - Panic
instead of 'Hang The DJ'

NIGEL DE JONG
NIGEL DE JONG
NIGEL DE JONG
NI-GEL DE JONG
repeat to fade

haha mate thats class, not biased at all because i love the smiths just pure genius!

 

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

Re: song for de jong

Instead of singing about the size and girth of the de Jong telegraph pole, and getting thrown out of the ground, I fancy getting one of those orange Wehrmacht crash hats that the Dutch FA tried to ban when Holland ended up playing Germany a season or two ago. Any ideas, are they still selling on the net?

 

[Newlunar]

Re: song for de jong

Nice and simple, The Smiths - Panic
instead of 'Hang The DJ'

NIGEL DE JONG
NIGEL DE JONG
NIGEL DE JONG
NI-GEL DE JONG
repeat to fade

haha mate thats class, not biased at all because i love the smiths just pure genius!

Where footie chants are concerned, the least complicated ones are always the best, Jus t imagine though if he turns out to be a real threat from set pieces. We could make the simple addition of...

Panic in their box in London
Panic in their box in Birmingham
NIGEL DE JONG
NIGEL DE JONG
NIGEL DE JONG
NI-GEL DE JONG!

 

[Squelch]

Re: song for de jong

Were only making plans for nigel
We only want whats best for him
Were only making plans for nigel
Nigel just needs this helping hand
And if young nigel says hes happy
He must be happy
He must be happy in his work
Were only making plans for nigel
He has his future as def. midfield
Were only making plans for nigel
Nigels whole future is as good as sealed
And if young nigel says hes happy
He must be happy
He must be happy in his work
Nigel is not outspoken
But he likes to speak
And loves to be spoken to
Nigel is happy in his work
Were only making plans for nigel

 

[CITYROBBO]

Re: song for de jong

Were only making plans for nigel
We only want whats best for him
Were only making plans for nigel
Nigel just needs this helping hand
And if young nigel says hes happy
He must be happy
He must be happy in his work
Were only making plans for nigel
He has his future as def. midfield
Were only making plans for nigel
Nigels whole future is as good as sealed
And if young nigel says hes happy
He must be happy
He must be happy in his work
Nigel is not outspoken
But he likes to speak
And loves to be spoken to
Nigel is happy in his work
Were only making plans for nigel

FAILLLLLLLLLLL