Song for Eva Carneiro on Sunday

[Chipmeister]

Your players just tired, your players just tired sit the fcuk down you cheating bastard

 

[manimanc]

I think a few bars of 'joses cracking up' will suffice.

 

[yorknomore]

Stranded on the touchline
Branded a tool
What will eva say
You look like a fool

 

[The Stockport Iniesta]

Runs on when she wants
Runs on when she wants
Chelsea's Doctor
Runs on when she wants

Fuck off Mourinho
Fuck off Mourinho
Fuck off Mourinho
Fuck off Mourinho

 

[StrangewaysHereWeCome]

If I have to follow you home again

I will, Eva Carneiro xxxx

 

[TFC]

The simplest (and most effective) thing we could do, is the first time one of their players requires the physio, just chant "You're getting sacked in the morning" when they run on!

Show Maureen for the **** he is, and undermine his authority with his staff in front of 55,000 in the stadium & a TV audience of millions!

He'd fucking hate that!

^ That would be quality :)

 

[Barcon]

Get in the van, get in the vaaan, Eva Carneiro get in the van.

 

[Hart&CitySoul]

She's coming on,
She's coming on,
She's coming,
Eva's coming on...

(tune of Three lions)

Yes!

 

[bluemoon98]

Eva carniero do do do
Eva carniero do do do

 

[BlueAnorak]

We need a bit of Metal!


Doctor, Doctor, please,
Don't you know your on to fast,
Doctor, Doctor, please,
Edin Hazard just dived on the grass.

A standard Jose moment, he's so paranoid,
It's another situation for the jumped up mediah toy,

Moaning, Whining , talks through.his ass, Jose you've got no class!
Moaning, Whining , talks through his ass, Jose you've got no class!

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