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Song for Eva Carneiro on Sunday
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bluemoon98
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maybe MP 'knows' her - told her to brew shit up before the match ;-) haha if only.
Tricky_Trev
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"Who the fucking hell are you?" when their tea lady runs on as a part-time replacement physio.
Nixon_The_Bike_Thief
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Oh we'd rather look at Eva than Jose,
Oh we'd rather look at Eva than Jose,
Oh we'd rather look at Eva just cos Jose dont like Beaver,
Oh we'd rather look at Eva than Jose
Oh we'd rather look at Eva than Jose,
Oh we'd rather look at Eva just cos Jose dont like Beaver,
Oh we'd rather look at Eva than Jose
Exactly. Top of my head, I'd go for fundamental breach of contract [including discrimination] and defamation. I can guess that they'll settle for an undisclosed sum and she'll be at another club [here or abroad] soon enough. Can't imagine that she will carry on there. Probably off sick with stress now. You can't treat REAL professionals like that.This is really escalating now apparently she is considering suing Chelsea :D
Just in time for Sundays game!
Also, hadn't realised that the head of the medical assoc. is Eamon Salmon, our old physio. Both him and the Aussie cricket doc [formerly Liverpool] giving it to Jose big time. All quite amusing. Maureen's former quote about Ramos not been medically qualified [but commenting on his 'injured' Spanish players] coming back to haunt him now. Funnier by the day...
vonksbignose
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My suggestion of "you're getting sacked in the morning" seems to have gained a little traction over the past few pages of this thread, but it's got me thinking.
As a set of fans, we often complain that the rest of the footballing world has a skewed perception of us, but where does that come from? Well, to my mind, it comes from untruths or half-truths being spoken and then repeated ad infinitum in the media until, at least in the eyes of the wider world, the lie becomes the truth.
So instead of moaning about how unfair it all is, how about we start getting savvy & doing a bit of that ourselves?
The reason "sacked in the morning" would be so effective is because firstly, it's simple, so it's likely to be picked up and sung by as many people as possible in the stadium (unlike some efforts which you'd need to hand out lyric sheets for them to stand any chance), but more importantly, it cuts to the heart of Mourinho's authority!
So with this in mind, and with the great new stand we're opening that we hope will be transformative in terms of atmosphere, how about we make a concerted effort to become a feared and effective twelth man, by being a bit more cute and cutting with what we choose to sing.
We're already great at supporting our own players, and we are the best in the business at showing class when ex-players return, but we're not nearly clever enough in undermining the opposition! This shit matters, & we need to start playing the game!
So with this in mind, I would not only encourage the chant that I've already suggested, but when Jose starts with his usual touchline histrionics, lets add fuel to the fire that he's feeling the pressure, by singing "JOSE'S CRACKING UP", loudly & repeatedly, to the tune of "Football's Coming Home"!
This is how these pressures are applied to us, so lets start applying them to our enemies! It's important & we can make a difference to how much pressure our opponents have to face, rather than it just being us taking all the pelters all the time!
Let's throw some light at the impression that Jose is losing it, and see whether it helps create a theme that he then struggles to play down! We've got 55,000 voices, lets fucking use them! The fight for the title starts here! Let's play our full part blues!!!
As a set of fans, we often complain that the rest of the footballing world has a skewed perception of us, but where does that come from? Well, to my mind, it comes from untruths or half-truths being spoken and then repeated ad infinitum in the media until, at least in the eyes of the wider world, the lie becomes the truth.
So instead of moaning about how unfair it all is, how about we start getting savvy & doing a bit of that ourselves?
The reason "sacked in the morning" would be so effective is because firstly, it's simple, so it's likely to be picked up and sung by as many people as possible in the stadium (unlike some efforts which you'd need to hand out lyric sheets for them to stand any chance), but more importantly, it cuts to the heart of Mourinho's authority!
So with this in mind, and with the great new stand we're opening that we hope will be transformative in terms of atmosphere, how about we make a concerted effort to become a feared and effective twelth man, by being a bit more cute and cutting with what we choose to sing.
We're already great at supporting our own players, and we are the best in the business at showing class when ex-players return, but we're not nearly clever enough in undermining the opposition! This shit matters, & we need to start playing the game!
So with this in mind, I would not only encourage the chant that I've already suggested, but when Jose starts with his usual touchline histrionics, lets add fuel to the fire that he's feeling the pressure, by singing "JOSE'S CRACKING UP", loudly & repeatedly, to the tune of "Football's Coming Home"!
This is how these pressures are applied to us, so lets start applying them to our enemies! It's important & we can make a difference to how much pressure our opponents have to face, rather than it just being us taking all the pelters all the time!
Let's throw some light at the impression that Jose is losing it, and see whether it helps create a theme that he then struggles to play down! We've got 55,000 voices, lets fucking use them! The fight for the title starts here! Let's play our full part blues!!!
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your a fucking disgrace
your a fucking disgrace
jose mourinho your a fucking disgrace.
its him that you should aim your songs at
your a fucking disgrace
jose mourinho your a fucking disgrace.
its him that you should aim your songs at
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i like it!My suggestion of "you're getting sacked in the morning" seems to have gained a little traction over the past few pages of this thread, but it's got me thinking.
As a set of fans, we often complain that the rest of the footballing world has a skewed perception of us, but where does that come from? Well, to my mind, it comes from untruths or half-truths being spoken and then repeated ad infinitum in the media until, at least in the eyes of the wider world, the lie becomes the truth.
So instead of moaning about how unfair it all is, how about we start getting savvy & doing a bit of that ourselves?
The reason "sacked in the morning" would be so effective is because firstly, it's simple, so it's likely to be picked up and sung by as many people as possible in the stadium (unlike some efforts which you'd need to hand out lyric sheets for them to stand any chance), but more importantly, it cuts to the heart of Mourinho's authority!
So with this in mind, and with the great new stand we're opening that we hope will be transformative in terms of atmosphere, how about we make a concerted effort to become a feared and effective twelth man, by being a bit more cute and cutting with what we choose to sing.
We're already great at supporting our own players, and we are the best in the business at showing class when ex-players return, but we're not nearly clever enough in undermining the opposition! This shit matters, & we need to start playing the game!
So with this in mind, I would not only encourage the chant that I've already suggested, but when Jose starts with his usual touchline histrionics, lets add fuel to the fire that he's feeling the pressure, by singing "JOSE'S CRACKING UP", loudly & repeatedly, to the tune of "Football's Coming Home"!
This is how these pressures are applied to us, so lets start applying them to our enemies! It's important & we can make a difference to how much pressure our opponents have to face, rather than it just being us taking all the pelters all the time!
Let's throw some light at the impression that Jose is losing it, and see whether it helps create a theme that he then struggles to play down! We've got 55,000 voices, lets fucking use them! The fight for the title starts here! Let's play our full part blues!!!
Essembe
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Wait for a medic,
Edin, wait for a medic....
To, Think for a minute, by The Housemartins
Edin, wait for a medic....
To, Think for a minute, by The Housemartins
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You won't bully me
You won't bully meeeee!
Your just shithouse
We're mcfc.
You won't bully him
You won't bully hiiiiiim!
Jose mourinho
Wind your neck in.
You won't bully her
You won't bully heerrrr!
She is the club doctor and your just a turd.
Last verse may need some work. Any takers?
You won't bully meeeee!
Your just shithouse
We're mcfc.
You won't bully him
You won't bully hiiiiiim!
Jose mourinho
Wind your neck in.
You won't bully her
You won't bully heerrrr!
She is the club doctor and your just a turd.
Last verse may need some work. Any takers?