Song for Ned?

To you are my sunshine;

Nedum Onuoha
Nedum Onuoha
His dick is massive
The people say
A twelve inch penis
A fucking genius
So please dont take Onuoha away.
 
1.618034 said:
To The Pink Panther Tune...

Nedum, Nedum, Nedum, Nedum, Nedum, Nedum, Neduuuuum Onuoha...

Repeat ad nauseam...
Haha Class!!!!

If someone gets that started at Arsenal i'll join in.

ctid
 
1.618034 said:
To The Pink Panther Tune...

Nedum, Nedum, Nedum, Nedum, Nedum, Nedum, Neduuuuum Onuoha...

Repeat ad nauseam...


Still sniggering to that 10 minutes after i read it and sung it in my head, out loud and imagining everyone in the ground singing it!

Good one!
 
You know there is a secret code,
That’s whispered down the Bullens Road,
You know where totally skint, don’t ya,
Bill pulled together 4 million quid,
For Moyes to make a cheeky bid,
The object of his desire was Jagielka,


Our defence was strong but Moyes wanted more
Then Phil the Blade walked through the door
His Paul Calf hair and tache, nearly threw ya
He sat him down on the boardroom chair,
£20k a week if you sign right there
And Moyes smiled and whispered ‘Jagielka’


Moyes tried him out with Harry Hill
But he turned out worse than Captain Phil
You didn’t think that was possible did ya?
But Roger moved left and the Jag centre back
With Jag launching every long ball attack
And the Blue legend was born, Jagielka


Jagielka, Jagielka, Jagielka, Jagielka


There was a time, we all know,
When we needed a partner for Joe Yobo
And you thought Unsy was the answer didn’t ya,
Now the Jag has settled there
He sprays it here, he tackles there
And the Street End sang his name, Jagielka


Jagielka, Jagielka, Jagielka, Jagielka


We’ve suffered a lot over the years,
Kroldrup, Kilbane brought us tears,
You never thought it would improve, did ya?
But now there is a blazing light
To put to bed the years of shite
The holy and revered Jagielka


Jagielka, Jagielka, Jagielka, Jagielka


He does his best and its enough
He plays it sweet, he plays it rough
You can’t believe his last ditch tackling can ya?
Sharp of speed and sharp of tongue.
I’ll forgive him for the pass to Ashley Young
Cos he a blue and ours, Jagielka,


Jagielka, Jagielka, Jagielka, Jagielka

Jagielka, Jagielka, Jagielka, Jagielka

this is a real song think its good
 
evertontillidie said:
he is shit wouldnt get in our reserves

To be fair mate with the quality defenders you've got that's almost true! (he'd get in your reserves, but not 1st team)

But this is his longest run in the team and game by game he gets better and better, and give him a few more years (he's only 21/22) he'll be a good'n!

2014 world cup - Nedum Onuoha / Phil Jagielka / Joean Leacott in central defenders!
 

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