Song for Owen?

[beatmiester]

To the tune of London bridge is falling down:
Michael Owen please don't score
Please don't score
Please don't score
Michael Owen please don't score
In the 97th minute!!

Got a bad feeling about him playing against us for his first game. Could have done with De Jong to test Owens dodgy knee :-)

Don't worry, Aleks will just run into him.

I'm thinking Garcia will splint the Cnut in 2

Don't care which one does it as long as one of them does!
Could not cope with that happening again. Mind you at least we won't have a smug Mike Phelan saying"Now that's what you call a good value signing." I had to be restrained from smashing my own tv when I played that back!

 

[quiet_riot]

Apologies if this idea has been mooted already. Just an idea, in honour of Owen's attempt to try and get a PL medal last season. To the tune of Carlos Tevez Herman Munster's head:

You thought your team had won the league, Owen, Owen
You put your kit on specially, Owen, Owen
But when we won it at the last, you pegged it down the tunnel fast
Michael Owen, glory hunting (insert expletive of your choice).

I'd go for 'crock' as the last word.

 

[glen quagmire]

Apologies if this idea has been mooted already. Just an idea, in honour of Owen's attempt to try and get a PL medal last season. To the tune of Carlos Tevez Herman Munster's head:

You thought your team had won the league, Owen, Owen
You put your kit on specially, Owen, Owen
But when we won it at the last, you pegged it down the tunnel fast
Michael Owen, glory hunting **** (insert expletive of your choice).

 

[AustinBlue]

Apologies if this idea has been mooted already. Just an idea, in honour of Owen's attempt to try and get a PL medal last season. To the tune of Carlos Tevez Herman Munster's head:

You thought your team had won the league, Owen, Owen
You put your kit on specially, Owen, Owen
But when we won it at the last, you pegged it down the tunnel fast
Michael Owen, glory hunting (insert expletive of your choice).

I'd go for 'crock' as the last word.

Too many "r"s in crock.

 

[Frosty-MCFC]

Apologies if this idea has been mooted already. Just an idea, in honour of Owen's attempt to try and get a PL medal last season. To the tune of Carlos Tevez Herman Munster's head:

You thought your team had won the league, Owen, Owen
You put your kit on specially, Owen, Owen
But when we won it at the last, you pegged it down the tunnel fast
Michael Owen, glory hunting (insert expletive of your choice).

Hahaha nice one mate