Song for Tevez

We used to be fans of yours tevez tevez
It was before you became a whore tevez tevez
You greedy twat you greedy c**t
You'll never play for us up front
Carlos Tevez your just a selfish twat

Mancini whooa whoo
Mancini whooa whoo
He said in Munich
Tevez your fucking shit
 
Cross-posted - two bloody threads about the same thing

We've got Balotelli
And we've got Aguero
We've even got a Bosnian,
His name's Edin Dzeko
But after 3 long years of giving our all for Tevez....
Tevez? Who the fuck is Tevez?

We never try to kick you
We never try to cheat
But we always get a slagging
From the "media elite"
But after 3 long years of reading all the shit from Fleet Street....
Fleet Street? Where the fuck is Fleet Street?
 
Simple one..........

Carlos Tevez is a C**t is a c**t, Carlos Tevez is a c**t, we HATE Tevez!
 
ell said:
I would just sing nothing about him. Not acknowledge him.

Sing the names of our manager and other players instead
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i think this is the way it should go down. but i can't see it ghappening like that. i would happily sing mancini woaaahhh for 90 minutes on saturday
 
To the tune of Don't You want me by the Human League.

I was working as a striker in an Argie team when I met you (Kia)
You picked me up and turned me around, I became a blue.
Now two years later on I had the world at my feet
Sucess has been so easy, goals too,
but don't forget the fans put you where you are now
And they can put you back down too.

Don't, dont you want me?
We don't want you Tevez,
We know you can't believe when we say that we don't need you,
it's much too late to find you say you've changed your mind
you cannot change it back and we will not be sorry
We dont want you Tevez
We don't want you ooohh ooohh
We don't want you Tevez
Kia you can fuck off too.

I was working as a Striker in an Argie team, that much is true
but even then I knew I'd make it anyway, either with or without you,
now two years later on I had the world at my feet
until I listened to you,
The times that we had had been such good times
but that last call you blew
Now I think I'm playing on my own
I guess it's all I can do

Don't, dont you want me?
We don't want you Tevez,
We know you can't believe when we say that we don't need you,
it's much too late to find you say you've changed your mind
you cannot change it back and we will not be sorry
We dont want you Tevez
We don't want you ooohh ooohh
We don't want you Tevez
Kia you can fuck off too.


Too long for a terrace chant I know...............i'll get me coat.
 
My view is we show both, our displeasure at Twatty and our support for Bobby.

So......

Herman Monster he's no blue,
he's no blue, he's no blue,
Herman Monster he's no blue,
He's a wanker.
Wanker, wanker, wanker.

Bobby Manc now he's a blue,
he's a blue, he's a blue
Bobby Manc now he's a blue,
he hates Herman.
 
Ooh Carlos Tevez, he's a wanker, won't play for us!
He won't run on the pitch, cos he's thinking of his bitch,
His heads on back to front
But he's still a fucking ****!


Sorry Mario for hijacking your song!
 
In my opinion we should NOT sing any song for that person, we should just sing for the players who are on the pitch against Blackburn and for our Manager.

Giving him the 'oxygen of publicity' is wrong, he needs to be ignored.
 
for those that say "no, we have class!" so what!? would any "classy" people look down on us for singing these songs, i think not.

And tevez is not doing it for attention. If he wanted attention he would have came on and done his best, even scored. he still expects our forgiveness!? saying sorry for something "he didn't do" isn't good enough
 
simply sing the Mancini song to let him know we back him and finish it with a venomous fuck off tevez. And while we're on the subject of songs slow down on the balotelli song !!!!!!!!!!
 
Whats the point in singing about him? Its not like hes gonna be watching if he doesnt want to play for us. Lets just get behind the team and manager. I know thats what i'll be doing!
 
And again, may I suggest

To the tune of "Brian Griggs is illegitimate"

Bobby Manc is fuckin brilliant,
Built a squad that's now resilient,
Fuck Tevez we don't want him in it,
He's a fuckin wanker,
Kia's puppet wanker,
Just a fuckin cancer !
 
Nixon_The_Bike_Thief said:
And again, may I suggest

To the tune of "Brian Griggs is illegitimate"

Bobby Manc is fuckin brilliant,
Built a squad that's now resilient,
Fuck Tevez we don't want him in it,
He's a fuckin wanker,
Kia's puppet wanker,
Just a fuckin cancer !
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Bobby Manc is fuckin brilliant,
Built a squad that's now resilient,
Fuck Tevez and that **** Jorchabin,
No one fucking wants you!!!
 
Carlos Tevez is a ****, is a ****, is a ****!
Carlos Tevez is a ****, joorabchian Shagger!
 
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