song for weds

[Kula Sheikher]

Remember this classic by Jilted John (aka British comedy actor/musician Graham Fellows and later best known for John Shuttleworth).

I know he's a moron, Neville is a moron
Neville is a moron, Neville is a moron
Neville is a Moron, Neville is a Moron....AND SO ON

yeah yeah you've got no flair......

Showing my age now...Hmmmmmm not too sure it'll work....

was thinking the same thing at work today

 

[thecitymassive]

personally would love to hear 9000 blues singing

malcolm, give a wave, malcolm malcom give us a wave

THIS

 

[blu]

tell me ma, me ma
to put the champagne on ice
weve beaten the munichs twice
tell me ma,me ma


only if we winning :)..not to be sung unless 2.0 up with fergie time nearly up!

 

[ilovemcfc]

To always look at the bright side of life:


...Always look at the small print with loans....

hahaa brilliant !

 

[Blue Tooth]

sock sucking moron
you're just a sock sucking moron
sock sucking moron
you're just a sock sucking moron

to the toon of town full of tourists

 

[Blue82]

didnt go scunthorpe, but could here city fans singing something along the lines of UNI-TED..............then finished with get ocean-finance on the phone.........does anybody know the words? it sounded brilliant

UNI-TED
That spells fu*%ing debt to me
with a nick nack paddy whack give a dog a bone
Ocean finance on the phone

also

You're in debt, you're in debt and its growing
You're in debt, you're in debt I pray
You're in debt, you're in debt and its growing
You'll be bankrupt by the end of May

 

[Groke]

To the tune of "cuntry roads" - will wind them singing one of "their" tunes

oh fuck off home, you stupid c*nts, to the place where you belong

Tonbride Wells & singapore

fuck off home, you stupid c*nts

 

[Freestyler]

your in debt your in debt
and its growing
your in debt your in debt i pray
your in debt your in debt
and its growing
you'll be bankrupt by the end of may!

has to be sung!

'you can't pay'

 

[Halfpenny]

To the tune of 10 german bombers, following on from the recent trend in 110/111:

Is your ground in Manchester, is it fuck
Is your ground in Manchester, is it fuck
Is your ground in Manchester
Ground in Manchester
Ground in Manchester is it fuck

 

[gillymcfc]

Can we not get something going regards the green and gold

Green and Gold because Fergies old
Green and gold until you fold
Green and Gold is what were told
Will line the glaziers pockets