Song idea for Rodri

Proposing player chants on bluemoon is about as successful as proposed Brexit plans!

1. Poster starts thread about a chant he has come up with for a player.
2. Every other poster completely blanks his proposal and posts there own.
3. None of the proposed chants ever get sung inside/outside a football stadium.
4. We're still in Europe facing the prospect of a no deal exit ;)

I propose some sort of compromise

Get Boris to come up with a song for Rodri and see if he can get Corbyn and co to sing it in Parliament.
We can then do the easier job of sorting out Brexit on here
 
He came from Madrid to play centre mid, that's Rodri.
He'll win the ball back and counter-attack, that's Rodri.
A club record fee worth every penny, that's Rodri.
Istanbul here he comes with Pep's champions, that's Rodri.
 
This is how it feel to be City
This is how it feels to be small
We sign Rodney and you sign another Trigger
 
Stick to being a train ****
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No income tax
No VAT
Who needs a dyke
When we've got Rodri.

He's got the strikers in his pocket,
He'll take the ball away from your man,
Cos if you want the best uns
And you don't ask questions
Then Rodri is your man.

And where the money comes from is a mystery,
Cos according to the dippers we have no history,
And when we win the league it drives them all berserk,
That's why the Scousers do no fucking work.

Na na na na...
 
We need a song for sterling, I’m sick of not being able to sing his because we’re not top.

I don’t have any ideas though, was never a lyricist

To the tune of Dolly Parton Jolene

Ra-heem, ra-heem, ra-heem, ra-heeeeem

The greatest striker, city’s ever seen
 
to the tune of only fools

Viva Rodri
we've got Rodri
tackle for us, rodri
we're Man City and rodri

and for Sterling:

He plays for City
Hes scoring for free
raheem sterling
he scores for city
 
He's got the strikers in his pocket,
He'll take the ball away from your man,
Cos if you want the best uns
And you don't ask questions
Then Rodri is your man.

And where the money comes from is a mystery,
Cos according to the dippers we have no history,
And when we win the league it drives them all berserk,
That's why the Scousers do no fucking work.

Na na na na...
Ffs
 
Using the old cool as duck one for Joey Barton

Who's the blue boy bossing in Midfield? Rodri and he'll put you on your arse
Snapping at ankles and tapping everywhere...
 
Our songs are often too wordy so they just die out, if not they're sung 40,000 times faster than they should be, with that in mind, why not keep it simple and just shout his name, like Barcelona's "Messi" chant.
 
Rolling Stones - Angie (because it was on when I opened the thread)

Rodri, Rooo-odri ain't it good to be alive

There might've been more lines but a different song was playing by the time I signed in; Deep Purple - Hold On (no good to us). I'll see what's on next and might have something even better.
 

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