Songs for Eto'o

[Anonymous]

To the Tevez tune:

Who made Vidic look a fool, Eto'o, Eto'o
Who made Vidic look a fool, Eto'o, Eto'o
He twist and shoots, United lose, all the rags scream abuse
Samuel Eto'o became a blue in Rome!

Thats is absolute class that is lol

 

[Ricster]

Shoot me straight down if i'm getting ahead of myself.

But can anyone think of any songs we can have for him? (Possibly something to do with him scoring his last goal against the scum in the champs final?)

To the Tevez tune:

Who made Vidic look a fool, Eto'o, Eto'o
He spoilt your Champions League final, Eto'o, Eto'o
He twist and shoots, United lose, all the rags scream abuse
Samuel Eto'o became a blue in Rome!

Just changerd the 2nd line

 

[Halfpenny]

Eto'o, Eto'o, it's off to COMS we go
with Rob and Ste and Kompany
Eto'o Eto'o Eto'o Eto'o.....!

How are we going to fit COMS into the song? I'm sure it'd be a bit of a squeeze fitting 'city of manchester stadium' in that rhythm :P

 

[amehh]

sung to 'Lets all have a disco'

WE PAYED CASH FOR ETO'O
YOU STILL SHOP AT NETTO
NA NA NA NA, NA NA NA NA

Think it's a bit early yet myself, but that is fucking hillarious. :P

 

[markbmcfc]

sung to 'Lets all have a disco'

WE PAYED CASH FOR ETO'O
YOU STILL SHOP AT NETTO
NA NA NA NA, NA NA NA NA

Think it's a bit early yet myself, but that is fucking hillarious. :P

Never mind that, are you 16 yet?!

 

[Project Rain]

sung to 'Lets all have a disco'

WE PAYED CASH FOR ETO'O
YOU STILL SHOP AT NETTO
NA NA NA NA, NA NA NA NA

I like.

 

[mcfcdjr]

Born and raised in cameroon etoo etoo
Now hes part of the blue moon etoo etoo
He scored the first, the tears burst, united lost 'cos their the worst,
Samuel Eto'o born to be a blue.

 

[Etchy]

Duh Duh Duh Duh Sami Eto'o (repeat)
...
and following the robinho chants...
weve got sami eto'o
...
weve got sami eto'o, weve got sami eto'o nah nah nah nah (repeat)

haha even i can say these are sh*t

 

[MCFCJAY]

HE SNUBBED THE REDS TO JOIN THE BLUES, TEVEZ TEVEZ
HE'S PARTENERED NEXT TO SANTA CRUZ, TEVEZ TEVEZ
AND SAMUEL ETO'O HE'LL BE THERE
TO GIVE THE PREMIER LEAGUE A SCARE
SUPER CITY WERE THE F*****G BEST

i know its about tevez more but ah well

 

[bada bing]

HE SNUBBED THE REDS TO JOIN THE BLUES, TEVEZ TEVEZ
HE'S PARTENERED NEXT TO SANTA CRUZ, TEVEZ TEVEZ
AND SAMUEL ETO'O HE'LL BE THERE
TO GIVE THE PREMIER LEAGUE A SCARE
SUPER CITY WERE THE F*****G BEST

i know its about tevez more but ah well

thats a cracker.