songs for Scumbag Barton on his return

[Citytillidie69]

Looks like Barton will be playing against us on the 28th

I'll start

"Did you bend for mr big, in the showers"
"Did you bend for mr big, in the showers"

or

"Joeys's got a funny walk, Joey's got a funny walk NA NA NA NAAH"


or to the tune of "Go West" by the Pet shop boys

""Dry Bummed for an ounce of snout
Dry bummed and he could do nowt
Dry bummed, he couldnt get out
Dry bummed, Joey's now got a clout"

ALL FIRST DRAFTS AND IM NO LLOYD WEBBER

 

[skybluenorth]

They all have the same theme.

 

[Citytillidie69]

They all have the same theme.

Having never been to prison, its the only negative I can come up with.

 

[skybluenorth]

Fair enough.

I suspect you perhaps need a bit of time in the slammer as inspiration for some new material!

 

[Hollywood Blue]

Ognore Barton on his return and give him no reaction at all, that'll piss him off far more than any silly songs or booing him.

 

[Blue Whale]

don't really see why we should boo him at all. without him we might have gone down. he's said as much, and i agree to a point.

 

[liamctid]

Maybe i'm only saying this because I remember how good Barton was for us...

But wouldn't it be a lot better if we were to just laugh everytime he touched the ball instead of boo?

 

[chrishull]

How about a big "Thank You Joey" banner.

Then again he may not see the irony.

 

[mcfc1894]

cant think of a verse yet, but for the chorus

so i say, thank you joey barton
for making this city

 

[CTID_92]

How about a big "Thank You Joey" banner.

Then again he may not see the irony.

you could put a big :P on the end to make sure ;)