Songs for the Press?

[mancmackem]

Suggestions please? I will start the ball rolling with a very simple one: -

"F**k the press, f**k the press, f***k the press!" etc etc

Anyone who sits near the press box should throw snowballs, water balloons, or tomatoes at these horrible people on boxing day. Don't know who's worse, them or parking attendants.

 

[Soulboy]

To the tune of Country Roads by John Denver...

Cunty toads

Take them home

To the place they belong

In a snakepit

Full of dog shit

Take them home

Cunty toads.

 

[Gazza]

You can stick your @@cking papers up your arse etc....

 

[Deggz]

why dont you all jjjjust fade away talkin bout my team you wankers

sorry sorry i'll get my coat.

 

[honkytonkman187]

"If your name is Neil Custis, you're a cnut"

repeat as necessary

 

[moomba]

"If your name is Neil Custis, you're a cnut"

repeat as necessary

Like it, then change to Henry Winter etc etc

 

[Keith Moon]

If you’re from the press your face will be a mess!

 

[The String]

Journos journos give us a wave.

Then throw a brick at anybody who waves!

 

[wrongun73]

"If your name is Neil Custis, you're a cnut"

repeat as necessary

Like it, then change to Henry Winter etc etc

i was thinking similar
henry winter, is a wanker, is a wanker,
neil custis, is a wanker .....etc

 

[BlueInBury]

To the tune of 'we all follow man city, over land and sea':

We all bought your newspapers,
Then we went to the bog,
We wiped our arse with your papers,
After we'd layed a log!
We hate the independent,
We hate the daily mail to, (and the star)
We hate the sun and the guardian
To journos we say fuck you!