songs to hump to

tueartsboots said:
clairepartyring said:
A fast start........slows down a bit.......... then builds up!!!


[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jEcSVIw4Bew[/youtube]




Perfect
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Claire? wtf
"Like a bat out of hell, I'll be gone when the morning comes" is that how you like your men?
"I want you, I need you but there aint no way I'm ever gonna love you but don't despair, cos 2 out of 3 aint bad"
this album is a classic but not romantic and certainy not for relationship improvements !
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Its not the album, its all about the crescendo on this track!!
 
clairepartyring said:
tueartsboots said:
Claire? wtf
"Like a bat out of hell, I'll be gone when the morning comes" is that how you like your men?
"I want you, I need you but there aint no way I'm ever gonna love you but don't despair, cos 2 out of 3 aint bad"
this album is a classic but not romantic and certainy not for relationship improvements !
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Its not the album, its all about the crescendo on this track!!
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mrs tb says maybe you need more than 3 minutes out of your man and Meat certainly delivers ;-p
 
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZAydj4OJnwQ&feature=related[/youtube]


and / or


[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HYxzVUndXgc[/youtube]
 
clairepartyring said:
tueartsboots said:
mrs tb says maybe you need more than 3 minutes out of your man and Meat certainly delivers ;-p
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Its 9:53 long this track not 3 mins, however, no i am not going there!!
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She knows that, she was answering my question as to why you should think of this track ;-P btw live verson is nearly 15 minutes long ! "by the dashboard light" is longer on the album and at least has sexual conatations !!!!!
 
brmc - black rebel motorcycle club - the abum from star to dirty end.
 
clairepartyring said:
A fast start........slows down a bit.......... then builds up!!!


[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jEcSVIw4Bew[/youtube]




Perfect
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I shall think of you in a completely different light from now on Claire...x
 
tueartsboots said:
Ivor Biggun- the W*nkers Song- available on YouTube but need to register
<a class="postlink" href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4vbZKyB8L68" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4vbZKyB8L68</a>
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Brings back memories. I wonder what Esther Ransons fans would have thought if they knew one her stooges was Ivor Biggun.
 
Gelsons Dad said:
tueartsboots said:
Ivor Biggun- the W*nkers Song- available on YouTube but need to register
<a class="postlink" href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4vbZKyB8L68" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4vbZKyB8L68</a>
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Brings back memories. I wonder what Esther Ransons fans would have thought if they knew one her stooges was Ivor Biggun.
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Doc Cox-are you sure she didnt know?
 
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x6n4i4_if-i-was-your-girlfriend-1987_music

"Look at the bargains over here, ladies..."

If I was your girlfriend
Would U remember
2 tell me all the things U forgot when I was your man?
When I was your man

If I was your best friend
Would U let me take care of U
And do all the things that only a best friend can
Only best friends can

If I was your girlfriend
If I was your girlfriend

If I was your girlfriend
Would U let me dress U
I mean, help U pick out your clothes
Before we go out

Not that you're helpless
But sometime, sometime
Those are the things that bein' in love's about

If I was your one and only friend
Would U run 2 me if somebody hurt U
Even if that somebody was me? (Even if that somebody was me?)

Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be
Please

If I was your girlfriend
If I was your girlfriend

Would U let me wash your hair
Could I make U breakfast sometime
Or then, could we just hang out, I mean
Could we go 2 a movie and cry together
Cuz 2 me baby that would be so fine (That would be so fine)

(If I was your girlfriend)
Baby can I dress U
I mean, help U pick out your clothes
Before we go out
(If I was your girlfriend)
Listen girl, I ain't sayin you're helpless
But sometime, sometime
Those are the things that bein' in love's about (Sugar)

Sugar do U know what I'm saying 2 U this evening? (Sugar)
Maybe U think I'm being a little self-centered (If I was your girlfriend)
But I, I said I want 2 be (Sugar)
All of the things U are 2 me (Sugar) (If I was your girlfriend)
Surely, surely U can see

Is it really necessary 4 me 2 go out of the room
Just because U wanna undress? (If I was your girlfriend)
We don't have 2 make children 2 make love
And we don't have 2 make love 2 have an orgasm (If I was your girlfriend)

Your body's what I'm all about (If I was your girlfriend)
Can I see it?
I'll show U (If I was your girlfriend)
Why not?
U can do it because I'm your friend
I'll do it 4 U
Of course I'll undress in front of U! (If I was your girlfriend)
And when I'm naked, what shall I do?
How can I make U see that it's cool? (If I was your girlfriend)
Can't U just trust me?
If I was your girlfriend U could (If I was your girlfriend)
Oh, yeah, I think so
Listen, 4 U naked I would dance a ballet (If I was your girlfriend)
Would that get U off?
Then tell me what will!
If I was your girlfriend, would U tell me? (If I was your girlfriend)
Would U let me see U naked then?
Would U let me give U a bath?
Would U let me tickle U so hard U'd laugh and laugh (If I was your girlfriend)
And would U, would U let me kiss U there (If I was your girlfriend)
You know down there where it counts (If I was your girlfriend)
I'll do it so good I swear I'll drink every ounce
And then I'll hold U tight and hold U long (If I was your girlfriend)

And together we'll stare into silence
And we'll try 2 imagine what it looks like
Yeah, we'll try 2 imagine what, what silence looks like
Yeah, we'll try 2 imagine what silence looks like
Yeah, we'll try...
 
Banned Tosspot said:
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x6n4i4_if-i-was-your-girlfriend-1987_music

"Look at the bargains over here, ladies..."

If I was your girlfriend
Would U remember
2 tell me all the things U forgot when I was your man?
When I was your man

If I was your best friend
Would U let me take care of U
And do all the things that only a best friend can
Only best friends can

If I was your girlfriend
If I was your girlfriend

If I was your girlfriend
Would U let me dress U
I mean, help U pick out your clothes
Before we go out

Not that you're helpless
But sometime, sometime
Those are the things that bein' in love's about

If I was your one and only friend
Would U run 2 me if somebody hurt U
Even if that somebody was me? (Even if that somebody was me?)

Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be
Please

If I was your girlfriend
If I was your girlfriend

Would U let me wash your hair
Could I make U breakfast sometime
Or then, could we just hang out, I mean
Could we go 2 a movie and cry together
Cuz 2 me baby that would be so fine (That would be so fine)

(If I was your girlfriend)
Baby can I dress U
I mean, help U pick out your clothes
Before we go out
(If I was your girlfriend)
Listen girl, I ain't sayin you're helpless
But sometime, sometime
Those are the things that bein' in love's about (Sugar)

Sugar do U know what I'm saying 2 U this evening? (Sugar)
Maybe U think I'm being a little self-centered (If I was your girlfriend)
But I, I said I want 2 be (Sugar)
All of the things U are 2 me (Sugar) (If I was your girlfriend)
Surely, surely U can see

Is it really necessary 4 me 2 go out of the room
Just because U wanna undress? (If I was your girlfriend)
We don't have 2 make children 2 make love
And we don't have 2 make love 2 have an orgasm (If I was your girlfriend)

Your body's what I'm all about (If I was your girlfriend)
Can I see it?
I'll show U (If I was your girlfriend)
Why not?
U can do it because I'm your friend
I'll do it 4 U
Of course I'll undress in front of U! (If I was your girlfriend)
And when I'm naked, what shall I do?
How can I make U see that it's cool? (If I was your girlfriend)
Can't U just trust me?
If I was your girlfriend U could (If I was your girlfriend)
Oh, yeah, I think so
Listen, 4 U naked I would dance a ballet (If I was your girlfriend)
Would that get U off?
Then tell me what will!
If I was your girlfriend, would U tell me? (If I was your girlfriend)
Would U let me see U naked then?
Would U let me give U a bath?
Would U let me tickle U so hard U'd laugh and laugh (If I was your girlfriend)
And would U, would U let me kiss U there (If I was your girlfriend)
You know down there where it counts (If I was your girlfriend)
I'll do it so good I swear I'll drink every ounce
And then I'll hold U tight and hold U long (If I was your girlfriend)

And together we'll stare into silence
And we'll try 2 imagine what it looks like
Yeah, we'll try 2 imagine what, what silence looks like
Yeah, we'll try 2 imagine what silence looks like
Yeah, we'll try...
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Good call BT
 
Never have sex with ipod on shuffle.

Seriously, it's like it knows what you're doing and wants you to stop. It always throws on the worst tunes, if you have any hip hop albums from the good old days you can guarantee it will play a few 'sexual skits' off of those.

The most embarrassing one was when 'Rather Fuck You' by NWA came on, it was disconcerting to say the least and it put me right off the job at hand.
 
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