Songs We’ve Plagiarised Into Chants

[SatOnTheWall]

Eagle wasn't in that song.

A cow certainly wasn’t.

 

[BlueMoonRisin’]

A cow certainly wasn’t.

@mancityvstoke What were the words mate?

 

[Keeper!]

 

[Keeper!]

 

[mancityvstoke]

Sorry, but the correct words are - "if i had the wings of a sparrow, and i had the arse of a cow"...

If I had the wings of a sparrow
if I had the arse of a cow
I'd fly over Old Trafford tomorrow
and shit on the bastards below below

SHIT on the bastards below

(mid to late 70's)

.........................................

If my memory is correct.

Think the older lot (ancient cunts) had different words in the 50'/60's Crow or summat which does rhyme better I suppose.

 

[BlueMoonRisin’]

If I had the wings of a sparrow
if I had the arse of a cow
I'd fly over Old Trafford tomorrow
and shit on the bastards below below

SHIT on the bastards below

.........................................

If my memory is correct

Nowt wrong with your memory mate. Those are the words we sang. Some other clubs sang same song with slightly different words, as mentioned earlier.

 

[mancityvstoke]

I hear the sound of distant bums
Over there, over there

and do they smell......


Like fuckin ell

over there

over there

 

[mancityvstoke]

When the red red robin goes bob bob bobbin along...................

 

[kingn6]

 

[lazerblue]

If I had the wings of a sparrow
if I had the arse of a cow
I'd fly over Old Trafford tomorrow
and shit on the bastards below below

SHIT on the bastards below

(mid to late 70's)

.........................................

If my memory is correct.

Think the older lot (ancient cunts) had different words in the 50'/60's Crow or summat which does rhyme better I suppose.

Well me being an ancient **** I'm sticking to my 60s version! Fuckin upstarts ;-)