Songs you don't hear anymore (some for obvious reasons!)

[Lenblue]

You won't hear the Gary Glitter songs anymore, apparently he is a Villa Fan now, as he heard their strikers are Young and Bent, and possibly Keane!!!

 

[cleavers]

Gratefully we don't hear "You're not famous any more" any more.

 

[There is a Light]

We never win at home and we never win away.

I always liked that one as well!

 

[Threeinarow]

City! We're from Manchester! City! We're from Manchester!

(to the tune of Pet Shop Boys 'Go West')

He's only a poor little scouser (cockney, brummie etc)
His face is all tattered and torn.
He made me feel sick
So I hit him with a brick
And now he don't sing anymore!

We're on the march with (insert managers name) army,
We're all going to Wembley,
And we'll really shake em up
When we win the FA Cup
Coz City are the greatest football team!

 

[cleavers]

We never win at home and we never win away.

I always liked that one as well!

Sang that at Leicester ;)

 

[blumoonrisen]

Beat em on the head,
Beat em on the head,
Beat em on the head with a baseball bat.. oh yeah.. oh yeah

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

Atkinson's riddled with Herpes
Martin Edwards has got AIDS
So has that twat Matt Busby

 

[robsta]

John Bond we love you
John Bond we do
Even when you're far away we'll still love you
And one day when we're older, we'll look back and say
There's no one quite like John Bond he has helped us on our way

(never did like him or the song though)

 

[robsta]

Where were you at Maine Road ....

or the variation

Chasing you at Maine Road ....

 

[robsta]

I'm dreaming of a Blue Wembley .....

Apart from the fact we didn't have a decent cup run for years to get it going I think the line about the scousers meant it couldn't be sung again.