Songs you don't hear anymore (some for obvious reasons!)

The Scars on his neck prove he's lost his head Tevez, Tevez.
He'll never shag a sexy bird Tevez, Tevez
The argy twat the munich ****
He's sown his head on back to front
CARLOS TEVEZ HERMAN MUNSTER HEAD!




BrianW said:
I remember one about Brian Robson but I don't remember all the words. Something like:

His legs are made of plastic,
His muscles are elastic,
Brian Robson is a spastic,
the ??? family.
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The Busby family? Another verse

The Ground is a Mueseum
Where Idiots go to see'em
They kick you for no reason
The Busby family



mancityvstoke said:
In 1962 we fell into division 2
The Stretford End cried out aloud
It's the end for you Sky Blues

Joe Mercer came we played the game
We went to Rotherham
We won 1-0 and we went back up to division one

Since then

We won the League and FA-Cup
and have been to Europe too
And when we win the League this year
We'll sing this song to you


CITY!!! CITY!!!!
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My all time favourite city song.
 
flying high oh flying high
we'll keep the blue flag flying high
and in the muck well fight like fuck
to keep the blue flag flyin high
 
Tragic meat van guy said:
Shaun Goater, super star,
how many goals has he scored so far?
1 or 2, or is it 3?
scores with his tit, were at wemb- er - ley.
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Georgie Best
Superstar
Walks like a woman
and wears a bra

we used to sing that in Junior school
 
I'll tell you now of things that I know

that will fill your hearts with laughter

and it all happened there on a very foggy day........etc etc etc (sick as fk)
 
Three which spring to mind from the 90's at Maine Road:

You don't know what you're doing! You don't know what you're doing!

We're SHIT, and we're sick of it, we're SHIT, and we're sick of it...

You're not fit to wear the shirt! You're not fit to wear the shirt! You're not fit, you're not fit, you're not fit to wear the shirt!


Ahh the good old days...
 
We are the pride of all Europe the cock of the north
We hate the scousers the cockneys of course
We hate Utd without any doubt

We are the Manchester, pride of all Lancashire

We are the Manchester BOYS

Na na na n ana
 
mancityvstoke said:
We are the pride of all Europe the cock of the north
We hate the scousers the cockneys of course
We hate Utd without any doubt

We are the Manchester, pride of all Lancashire

We are the Manchester BOYS

Na na na n ana
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The rags still sing this... Sad twunts.
 
...and all the runs that Kinky makes are winding,
...and all the goals that City score are blinding,
there are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
Maybe,
You're gonna be the one that saves me
And after all
You're my ALAN BALL.


Another which always made me laugh at away games was:

YOU CAN'T TALK PROPER! YOU CAN'T TALK PROPER!
 
"Hate that song - seem to remember first hearing it at Sheffield Wednesday early 1990's - around the same time as 'Oooh Vonky Vonky. Oooh Vonky Vonky'
Pants that go up from your arse to your chest? WTF?"


Wasnt that from a pre season tour when big Niall ended up dancing (possibly drunk, but I couldnt comment) with a lot of city fans, with his pants pulled up high.
 
1.618034 said:
mancityvstoke said:
We are the pride of all Europe the cock of the north
We hate the scousers the cockneys of course
We hate Utd without any doubt

We are the Manchester, pride of all Lancashire

We are the Manchester BOYS

Na na na n ana
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The rags still sing this... Sad twunts.
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Is this a City song originally? I've always thought Of this as United's main song. Although ours was pinched off Crewe!
 
Any chance of comebacks for:

Naaaaaaaaaaa naaaaaaaaaaaa naaaa nanananaaaa
Nanananaaaa
City!!
(Hey Jude)

AND

Aaaaaaaaaaaahh-oooohhhhh
Aaaaaaaaaaaahh-oooohhhhh
Cityyyyyyy
 
Wanchope. The unbelieveable Wanchope.
The irresistable.. Close friends get
to call him Paulo.
Give him the ball and he will score
you a goal.
Wanchope, the unbelieveable, leader of
our line.
He's hop, he's hip, he's Championship.
He's the one tip top Wanchope.




when your team goes down,
and you still fill your ground,
thats amore

when you go down again,
and you still fill it then
thats amore
 
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