Songs you hate with every fibre of your being.

[AlexWilliamsGloves]

You'll never walk alone

 

[dronefromsector7G]

I gotta feeling - Black Eyed Peas. Sounds like it was written by an 8 year old

 

[mr_fingerz]

Absolutely ANYTHING by George Ezra.

 

[Sky Blue Thinking]

Absolutely ANYTHING by George Ezra.

Cant stand his current ditty, something about Tiger Lily and the Serengetti. Wireless goes straight off when that comes on.

 

[dublinblue12]

Anything by cannibal corpse really

 

[Bill Walker]

Billy Joel

Sing us a song, you're the piano man
Sing us a song tonight
Well, we're all in the mood for a melody
And you've got us feelin' alright

La, la-la, di-di-da
La-la di-di-da da-dum da di dumdum da.....Fuck off you twat!!!!

 

[Marklr]

East 17
"Alright, Alright
Everything we did was shite"

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Africa by Toto

"As sure as Kilimanjaro rises like Olympia above the Serengeti" is a crime against language and whoever wrote it should have been prosecuted and shot.

While we're on the subject, Kid Rock on All Summer Long rhymes
"a boy and a man" with "Northern Michigan".

How can he be allowed to get away with that?

 

[When The Levee Breaks]

Rude by Magic! Seemed to get played everywhere in 2014 and it has to be one of THE most terrible songs I've ever heard in my life.

Lyrics are shite, music is shite and it made me want to smash up whatever device it was playing out of. We also had a bloke, in my office who was the living embodiment of Colin Hunt from the Fast Show. He used to sing it at the top of his voice.

How I didn't get sacked for assaulting the stupid twat is a testament to my patience and self-control.

 

[Magicpole]

Africa by Toto

"As sure as Kilimanjaro rises like Olympia above the Serengeti" is a crime against language and whoever wrote it should have been prosecuted and shot.

While we're on the subject, Kid Rock on All Summer Long rhymes
"a boy and a man" with "Northern Michigan".

How can he be allowed to get away with that?

I wish I hadn’t read that. I just went berserk in a Costa Coffee. Waiting on Police and ambulances as I type.

 

[mat]

achy breaky heart.....AGGGGHHHHHHHHH

 

[Bill Walker]

It'th a fuckin Mythtery

 

[WNRH]

Coolio - Gangsta's Paradise.

What is the song appropriate for? Can't play it at a party or a wedding, can't play it chilling in the garden, shite for a gym workout, not a cruising in your car tune.

The chorus is just 4 lines repeated and the music video is SHITE.

 

[PinkFinal]

This absolute dung seemed to be number one forever in early summer of 1979. Just before that Bright Eyes was number one for ages. A song I've warmed to. I'll never warm to I Don't Like Mondays despite the fact that the Boomtown Rats were generally a pretty good band.

 

[crublue1]

Fix You by Coldplay. A nothing song and their attempt at an anthem. The only way to 'fix' this abomination is by turning the sound off when it comes on. Gbh of the ears.

Rubbish. Fix you is a great composition, and is a nice piece of songwriting. There's many ways to criticise Coldplay, granted, but to pick out this when there are much weaker Coldplay songs baffles me.
Each to there own though

 

[Bill Walker]

 

[Mazzarelli's Swiss Cheese]

Finger nails down a fucking blackboard that

 

[tommybooth]

You will never wank alone for some reason.

 

[Mazzarelli's Swiss Cheese]

 

[Bellamy's Caddy]

Rubbish. Fix you is a great composition, and is a nice piece of songwriting. There's many ways to criticise Coldplay, granted, but to pick out this when there are much weaker Coldplay songs baffles me.
Each to there own though

Thats kind of the point of this thread though isnt it? It's about specific songs that individuals can't stand. I agree with you, there are many ways to criticise Coldplay and there are much weaker songs, their last few albums are full for them... but personally, Fix You is the one that grates on me.