Songs you hate with every fibre of your being.

[Blue and still suffering]

That fcking awful song by Lisa Stansfield...the one where she lost her baby and couldn't find it anywhere. Bad parent.

It's not that she's a bad parent, it's the fact that her bloke has gone into hiding because he is fucking sick of her stalking him no matter where in the world he goes.

 

[Deleted member 77198]

She doesn’t have that effect on me, but I do think the singers voice is the biggest single off-putter for me with music. The dodgy lyrics, even dodgy music I can often get past, but the wrong voice and I’m out, immediately and with extreme prejudice.
From Tom Waits, Leonard Cohen, Michael Stipe, a lot of Morrissey, Radiohead through to the female wailers and over-emoters like Whitney Houston, Celine Dion, Jessie J and the rest.

I hate those female wailers. Showing off their octave range, in reality it’s fucking horrendous to listen to.



Some of them sound like someone falling down a very long set of stairs while being tickled.

 

[give it to gordon]

I have two !

I will always love you by whitney Houston, in fact anything by her.

And that bloody song from titanic

 

[Pearceman]

All summer long by 'kid' rock, complete and utter shite.
&
7 seconds by nenah cherry, pretentious caterwauling tripe.

 

[knuckles]

Gonna write a classic
Gonna write it in an attic
Babe I’m an addict.....

This is a close second;

I'm afraid of the dark,
Especially when I'm in a park
And there's no-one else around,
Oh, I get the shivers
I don't want to see a ghost,
It's a sight that I fear most
I'd rather have a piece of toast
And watch the evening news

When the moon is in the Seventh House
And Jupiter aligns with Mars
Then peace will guide the planets
And love will steer the stars
This is the dawning of the age of Aquarius
Age of Aquarius
Aquarius
Aquarius

Wtf? Hate this song

 

[knuckles]

I hate those female wailers. Showing off their octave range, in reality it’s fucking horrendous to listen to.



Some of them sound like someone falling down a very long set of stairs while being tickled.

Ride on time by black box.... awful, just screaming ooooh oh, oooh oh wtf

 

[Hayley Croppers chopper]

Gonna write a classic
Gonna write it in an attic
Babe I’m an addict.....

This is a close second;

I'm afraid of the dark,
Especially when I'm in a park
And there's no-one else around,
Oh, I get the shivers
I don't want to see a ghost,
It's a sight that I fear most
I'd rather have a piece of toast
And watch the evening news

Shite lyrics I agree, but it’s a good feel good tune.

 

[grant1977]

Anything by ABBA

 

[chesterbells]

Anything by ABBA

You’re a harsh man Grant
Eagle is a classic.

 

[mikeyboy]

Young at heart by the bluebells and perfect by fairground attraction. Two songs I've always absolutely hated and can't explain why.