Spanish Senoritas

Having been in various parts of Spain for nearly 30 years on and off I can confirm that Spanish women on the whole are very attractive, then, for some strange genetic reasons their arses tend to triple in size as soon as they leave their 20’s. The trick is to get rid just before that happens..
I reckon the moustache starts around that time too.
 
If you lot claim you’d knock these girls back then I assume your other halves check your browsing history.
That makes no sense. I’d knock them back because my missus makes them all look like Susan Boyle after a 3 day ketamine bender. My inclination to watch a lot of midget porn has no bearing on that.
 

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