Speak properly!

[the goats backside]

Ex Mrs P's mum used to say 'peggal' instead of pedal, 'kekkle' for kettle and the old Mancunian favourite, 'hospikal'. It's fucking harder to say peggal than it is pedal. Lovely woman but fuck me that used to really piss me the fuck off that.

Bloody good job she didn't burn herself with boiling water and had to get to A and E on a pushbike and called you to tell you

 

[uwe28]

innit ment 2 b speak propor!!!!

I'm very sorry, but could you repeat that? I don't speak Unemployed.

Dont you mean workshy? I would be better of not working after watching trouble on the estate!!!

 

[pominoz]

Ex Mrs P's mum used to say 'peggal' instead of pedal, 'kekkle' for kettle and the old Mancunian favourite, 'hospikal'. It's fucking harder to say peggal than it is pedal. Lovely woman but fuck me that used to really piss me the fuck off that.

One of my sister's does that and it fucking shits me.

She does the "Aww bless" thing too, i love her but just fuck off with that shit.

 

[Pigeonho]

Ex Mrs P's mum used to say 'peggal' instead of pedal, 'kekkle' for kettle and the old Mancunian favourite, 'hospikal'. It's fucking harder to say peggal than it is pedal. Lovely woman but fuck me that used to really piss me the fuck off that.

All good and well, but did she say chimley or chimney?

It would definitely have been chimley!

When people replace have with of too, like the sentence above. 'It would definitely of been chimley'. GGGGGRRRRRRR!

 

[Maintainin]

hoo weelie kairs ¿

Gwamma pohleece tewatt ohpee

 

[Kenney_The_Blue]

Well OP, realy has TWO Ls ^


if you're going to rag on people for certain errors in speech. I do it all the time, I talk badly and make spelling errors all the time. It doesn't make anyone a bad person

please forgive me Bob, it was a typo, i honestly can spell honest, i'll ammend said problem immediately.

 

[Maintainin]

Well OP, realy has TWO Ls ^


if you're going to rag on people for certain errors in speech. I do it all the time, I talk badly and make spelling errors all the time. It doesn't make anyone a bad person

please forgive me Bob, it was a typo, i honestly can spell honest, i'll ammend said problem immediately.

amend Keniff it's amend.

Lurn ta speeek pwopa england yoo pillark









;)

 

[dawlish dave]

"the train station" ahhhhhhhh FFS it a "railway station".<br /><br />-- Wed Sep 12, 2012 12:39 pm --<br /><br />"the train station" ahhhhhhhh FFS it a "railway station".

 

[Chris in London]

hoo weelie kairs ¿

Gwamma pohleece tewatt ohpee

Bluemoon's first ever Welsh post?


What annoys me are the number of people who won't keep still in a conversation.

"She turned round and called me a twat, so I turned round and said 'don't you call me a twat, you woman, so she turned round and said 'don't you call me a woman you twat'"... and so on. How do they do it without getting dizzy?

Stand still while you're having a row.

 

[LongLang]

Ha,

Just had someone at work saying i won my son on the fifa demo last night.

Noooooooooooo you beat him!

He's not a prize! Fuck me.

He could have been playing for custody?

Novel but fresh approach to long drawn out custody battles, a best of 3 on fifa.
To make it fair, neither side can be spain, brazil or barcelona. Penalties after extratime, ten mins per half. Winner takes the kids.