Spider on the Bathroom Wall

[JoeMercer'sWay]

the fuckers are back I tell thee, after a lovely, peaceful, carefree winter the creepy bastards and their flying counterparts are here to infest our world for another summer.

Last year there were millions more of the buggers, least this time I had a plastic jug, balls of steel and a window to skillfully teach the bugger some flying lessons.

Can't wait for the snow to return.

 

[Fitton]

I hate spiders, urgh.

 

[FuZzY]

Man up you mard arses!

 

[kimbo]

You leave them spiders alone.

 

[ifiwasarichfan]

You have done this this thread before Joe. Just like I said last time, get a newspaper and get rid of it. It's not like it's a Tiger is it?

 

[FuZzY]

You have done this this thread before Joe. Just like I said last time, get a newspaper and get rid of it. It's not like it's a Tiger is it?

No, don't kill them. What harm are they doing to you? A spider can't help being a spider. How would you like facing death with a newspaper just cos you wandered in through a window?

Just do as I do, bit of tissue paper and send them on their way outside.

Stop being such a wuss!

 

[Fitton]

<a class="postlink" href="http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/5229458/Man-set-house-on-fire-while-trying-to-kill-a-spider-with-a-lighter.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstop ... ghter.html</a>

 

[kimbo]

spiders are the good guys.
When you wake up in the morning and the mozzys have chewed lumps out of you then you will love them.

 

[palmtree]

scream like a girl and run for your life

 

[TTTCITYBHOY]

scream like a girl and run for your life

He tried that last year,never worked then,
aint gonna work now,
that right Joey baby ;)