SPIRIT MEDIUMS

Dogtanian

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Has any body been to see one? my sister asked me to go with her tonight to see the north wests number 1 spirit man and he decided he had my dad with a message from beyond the grave (my dad is very much alive and well) my dead dad? was very worried that i am about to lose my job in van driving/taxi driving/lorry driving/mechanic and also he liked very much the silver car that i have been looking at buying for quite some time, i explained i dont hold a driving licence at which point he then asked me if i know someone called lorraine, now the spooky part is the last girl i bonked was called lorraine and im very worried that i have deceased relatives wathing my hairy arse move up and down in bed and if so this is going to affect and put pressure on my performance because potentially i could have an audience thus in turn leading to possible impotence and the need to use viagra/spanish fly cream, i am very worried and would not recomend going to see these people
 
bluemoon73 said:
Has any body been to see one? my sister asked me to go with her tonight to see the north wests number 1 spirit man and he decided he had my dad with a message from beyond the grave (my dad is very much alive and well) my dead dad? was very worried that i am about to lose my job in van driving/taxi driving/lorry driving/mechanic and also he liked very much the silver car that i have been looking at buying for quite some time, i explained i dont hold a driving licence at which point he then asked me if i know someone called lorraine, now the spooky part is the last girl i bonked was called lorraine and im very worried that i have deceased relatives wathing my hairy arse move up and down in bed and if so this is going to affect and put pressure on my performance because potentially i could have an audience thus in turn leading to possible impotence and the need to use viagra/spanish fly cream, i am very worried and would not recomend going to see these people

PMSL they get there eventually..Loraine, Laura...lesbian it can go on for hours LOL
 
barcabloo said:
bluemoon73 said:
Has any body been to see one? my sister asked me to go with her tonight to see the north wests number 1 spirit man and he decided he had my dad with a message from beyond the grave (my dad is very much alive and well) my dead dad? was very worried that i am about to lose my job in van driving/taxi driving/lorry driving/mechanic and also he liked very much the silver car that i have been looking at buying for quite some time, i explained i dont hold a driving licence at which point he then asked me if i know someone called lorraine, now the spooky part is the last girl i bonked was called lorraine and im very worried that i have deceased relatives wathing my hairy arse move up and down in bed and if so this is going to affect and put pressure on my performance because potentially i could have an audience thus in turn leading to possible impotence and the need to use viagra/spanish fly cream, i am very worried and would not recomend going to see these people

PMSL they get there eventually..Loraine, Laura...lesbian it can go on for hours LOL



thats what it was like but the thing is there are people there who hang on his every word and its such a shame and also i have never seen as many women with drawn on eyebrows in one place before so they all look fookin surprised before he even began
 
bluemoon73 said:
thats what it was like but the thing is there are people there who hang on his every word and its such a shame and also i have never seen as many women with drawn on eyebrows in one place before so they all look fookin surprised before he even began

Where was it?

I keep getting that Phoenix Nights scene in my head here.
 
mackenzie said:
bluemoon73 said:
thats what it was like but the thing is there are people there who hang on his every word and its such a shame and also i have never seen as many women with drawn on eyebrows in one place before so they all look fookin surprised before he even began

Where was it?

I keep getting that Phoenix Nights scene in my head here.


the village hotel at heap bridge, i expected him to say im getting the word nonce
 
bluemoon73 said:
thats what it was like but the thing is there are people there who hang on his every word and its such a shame and also i have never seen as many women with drawn on eyebrows in one place before so they all look fookin surprised before he even began

LMFAO, isnt there a spiritualist church up Walmersley Road (I think) vaguely remember my Nan taking me there when I was a kid.
 
bluemoon73 said:
mackenzie said:
bluemoon73 said:
thats what it was like but the thing is there are people there who hang on his every word and its such a shame and also i have never seen as many women with drawn on eyebrows in one place before so they all look fookin surprised before he even began

Where was it?

I keep getting that Phoenix Nights scene in my head here.


the village hotel at heap bridge, i expected him to say im getting the word nonce

PMSL!

No WAY Ray was in the audience??!!!! ;-)
 

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