Splash !!! tonight..

[cbeebies is poo]

Sat watching the shite myself

 

[Kennedy_probably_has]

Sat watching the shite myself

Me too, Charlotte Jackson has a surprisingly baggy fanny

 

[LongLang]

I liked the audacity of the trailer for the programme the other night that said "Watch the programme that everybody's talking about".

To be fair, everyone IS talking about it.

Things like;

"the mrs made me watch that splash last night, what a load off old toss"

And

"i would rather scoop my eyeballs out with rusty spoons dipped in jo brands quimm juice while having vernon kay bite my cock with his big horse teeth, that watch that god awful shit splash again"

 

[Cellarite]

Good grief, I've got bigger tits than Charlotte Jackson.

 

[Bill]

Sat watching the shite myself

Me too, Charlotte Jackson has a surprisingly baggy fanny

that was a surprise??

 

[Clevers]

Good grief, I've got bigger tits than Charlotte Jackson.

Pictures or........................ er perhaps not.

 

[tommcfc]

Maybe if Tom Daley spent more time on his training and less time fucking around with this garbage he'd get better than a bronze. The irritating twat.

 

[Malty]

Sat watching the shite myself

Me too, Charlotte Jackson has a surprisingly baggy fanny

Allegedly many a footballer has been there..

 

[Cellarite]

Maybe if Tom Daley spent more time on his training and less time fucking around with this garbage he'd get better than a bronze. The irritating twat.

Unbelievably, his coach pointed this out only to have Tom's mother fire back that if it weren't for Tommy Wommy's bronze, he might have lost his job.

 

[hertsblue]

Maybe if Tom Daley spent more time on his training and less time fucking around with this garbage he'd get better than a bronze. The irritating twat.

Unbelievably, his coach pointed this out only to have Tom's mother fire back that if it weren't for Tommy Wommy's bronze, he might have lost his job.

Sounds the sort of mother who tells her tone death son he cant sing yet allows him to go to x-factor and after a shocking audition has a pop at the judges for not seeing the talent