Not in my lifetime
and probably never in my life
but the point I am making is that you need someone to score two goals against a low block. And Kane is your man. But you can’t afford him. So you go for a second hand united legend.
Have a look at who's won 3 of the last 4 PL's.
Fkin 'low block', fkin lol..
See he scored a couple tonight, don't even know who you played in the 3rd rate comp you're in, I do know however that they beat you in the first leg though, spuds a top 6 team, ... oh my fkin sides...!
Whoever you played, did they play the low block system?, must have as 'arry bagged a couple, apparently it's what he does isn't it according to you..
My team on the other hand haven't done too bad really when you look at all the silverware we've lifted, especially since every fkin team we play shit themselves and put 10 behind the ball..
You been to your shiny new stadium yet ?
What's the cheese like ?
Levy, the man who furloughed your none playing staff in the middle of a pandemic to save peanuts is on the verge of paying your star man another £100K a week now he's staying..
That tells me Levy had the money all the time and just took advantage of a shocking situation..
What a fcuking slimeball..
He's now tried to take advantage of my club and it looks to me like we've told him to get fucked..
Kane will be a year older, a bit slower and still potless come this time next year..
The facts are, Kane said he wanted to leave, he doesn't want to play for you, he knew he'd win fcuk all if he stayed, that's why he wanted away..
How desperate is that, one of your own saw the light and wanted to fuck off pronto..
He's been fucked over by your club, and he knows it, and will now remain a big fish in a very small, bone dry pond..!