Spurs Thread | 2025/26

[Bez]

Good luck Igor. You've got 13 players injured to deal with. You may want to give your old mate Frankenstein a call because you may need to raise the dead to put a team of 11 together. Spurs are a joke.

 

[TinFoilHat]

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Ozil his assistant?

 

[bondsman]

More chance of Elisabeth Shue polishing my, er, horse brasses. Spurs aren't 16th in the table by accident.

Elizabeth Shue - a thinking man’s choice

 

[VOOMER]

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[jimharri]

Elizabeth Shue - a thinking man’s choice

Obviously!

 

[Phil1]

Elizabeth Shue - a slightly older man’s choice

 

[Manc in London]

His Mrs reads his posts I think lol

Haha

 

[jollylescott]

I've just checked Ancestry.com and he is a descendant of King Igor the First of Transylvania.

 

[skillman]

Oof. Concerning appointment IMO, can’t imagine it has filled the Spud fans with confidence.

Would be funny as fuck to see them go down.

 

[Vienna_70]

Oof. Concerning appointment IMO, can’t imagine it has filled the Spud fans with confidence.

Would be funny as fuck to see them go down.

One of the "big six"? It’s a distinct possibility.

And yes, it would be fucking hilarious!

 

[rowarta]

 

[Wanderingwolf]

Shame the weather is going to be fine on Sunday, if there was a swirling wind spurs would win.

 

[JULES]

Im going to have a small bet spuds beat the arse on sunday

 

[Vienna_70]

Im going to have a small bet spuds beat the arse on sunday

Best of luck.

 

[youngbob]

I'm banking on the new manager bounce getting them a point against Arsenal. But god, look at that XI they're potentially going to play.

Vicario
Porro, Dragusin, Van De Ven, Spence
Gallagher, Palhinha, Gray
Simons, Solanke, Tel

It's not much to go on, is it?

 

[Fred_Quimby]

Is he Henry XIIIth’s descendant? If so heads will roll.

Shirley you mean muffin?

 

[Vienna_70]

Or

Is he Henry XIIIth’s descendant? If so heads will roll.

, if things go badly, there could be a messy divorce.

 

[jimharri]

I've hated them since 1981; they broke my heart back then. But, being the bloody decent bloke that I am, I'm prepared to park my hatred for this weekend.

 

[Vienna_70]

I've hated them since 1981; they broke my heart back then. But, being the bloody decent bloke that I am, I'm prepared to park my hatred for this weekend.

I can’t really remember not hating Spurs.

I recall being absolutely delighted, when the fuckers were relegated in 1977, but I don’t think I ever liked them.

 

[WesthoughtonJohn]

More chance of Elisabeth Shue polishing my, er, horse brasses. Spurs aren't 16th in the table by accident.

Wolves aren't bottom by accident either.
Spuds don't have to win - I'd be happy enough for them to take another 2 points off our nearest rivals.
Feckin doubt it mind - and I hate those chunts ALMOST as much as stretford, and on a par with the dippers. I'd love to see the twits relegated, trouble is there are 3 teams who are going to finish below them in that bottom 4. Sadly I think the 3rd will be WHU who I actually like as a club