Spurs Thread | 2025/26

A group of Spurs fans were on my train earlier. Drinking and singing about winning in Bilbao.

One of them made a remark to the trolley dolly I'm working with about wanting some lube for her. I jumped in and said "You're players had enough of that today..."

"Who do you support?"

"The one team you lot only show up against. City."

"You're team is fucking shit"

"How many trophies have spurs won in the past decade. Apart from the we beat city cup?"

Shit bags.
 
TinFoilHat said:
A group of Spurs fans were on my train earlier. Drinking and singing about winning in Bilbao.

One of them made a remark to the trolley dolly I'm working with about wanting some lube for her. I jumped in and said "You're players had enough of that today..."

"Who do you support?"

"The one team you lot only show up against. City."

"You're team is fucking shit"

"How many trophies have spurs won in the past decade. Apart from the we beat city cup?"

Shit bags.
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Cockney cocks.
 
TinFoilHat said:
A group of Spurs fans were on my train earlier. Drinking and singing about winning in Bilbao.

One of them made a remark to the trolley dolly I'm working with about wanting some lube for her. I jumped in and said "You're players had enough of that today..."

"Who do you support?"

"The one team you lot only show up against. City."

"You're team is fucking shit"

"How many trophies have spurs won in the past decade. Apart from the we beat city cup?"

Shit bags.
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Should have just got them kicked off for sexual harassment.
Engaging them in petty football banter when they are coming out with shit like that is pointless.
 
32 league defeats since the beginning of last season. That's a total of 57 games, a loss percentage of 56% (I think!). Context, you say? Well; we've been (being polite here!) underwhelming for significant spells in the same period (others might say "shite"!). We've lost 14 games in the same period.
 
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jimharri said:
We're their cup final, innit?

But can you imagine if they actually got relegated (I know they won't, but humour me)? I'd be like a dog with two sets of bollocks to lick! Swankiest stadium in the Championship!
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If they do can we keep Mickey Moore ? Lol
 
jimharri said:
We're their cup final, innit?

But can you imagine if they actually got relegated (I know they won't, but humour me)? I'd be like a dog with two sets of bollocks to lick! Swankiest stadium in the Championship!
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I think there's a genuine chance they do get relegated.

A West Ham win tonight would put them 3 points above the line.

They're currently missing 11 first team players through injury/suspension and their next 6 matches are:

Newcastle
Arsenal
Fulham (a)
Palace
Liverpool (a)
Forest

In their current form, I don't see them picking up more than 6 points from that run, and 3/4 is not impossible.

Meanwhile West Ham have started to look a lot better since bringing in Paco Jento as assistant. They've got a tough run coming up too (United tonight, Liverpool and us in the next 6) but if they can get a result tonight I think it's actually on.
 
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