SSN b*stards

Is that the Kaka that kissed the milan badge in january, I dont bother with papers, talk sport or ssn anymore, god forbid anyone spoiling all these numpties SUPER SUNDAYS. Have any of these had the testicles to say JTs statement was a statement shoved under his nose by chelsea.... Thought not
 
Fuck off SSN

Now saying none of our close season signings have scored, but that Owen has scored 4 times in 4 games
Lets see who has scored more in the premier leage at the end of it.

Bastards
 
cannot believe the latest shit SSN is giving us...

comparing our recently signed strikers pre season record with the rags!

saying ade rsc and tevez have failed to score while owen has got 4!!

they've only played one game between them fs!
 
Sky Sports News is a complete joke it's just been on Manchester City striker spending vs Manchester United and it says 67M spent on 3 new strikers Roque Santa Cruz - Carlos Tevez and Emmanuel Adebayor, then it says Michael Owen free transfer but then the idiot goes and says how have they done in pre season and it showed Owen scored 4 but i'm pretty sure we have only had 1 of the 3 strikers play once lmao.
 
StevieIrelandsPants said:
cannot believe the latest shit SSN is giving us...

comparing our recently signed strikers pre season record with the rags!

saying ade rsc and tevez have failed to score while owen has got 4!!

they've only played one game between them fs!
And Ade only played for the publicity.
 
dannyboy91uk said:
Sky Sports News is a complete joke it's just been on Manchester City striker spending vs Manchester United and it says 67M spent on 3 new strikers Roque Santa Cruz - Carlos Tevez and Emmanuel Adebayor, then it says Michael Owen free transfer but then the idiot goes and says how have they done in pre season and it showed Owen scored 4 but i'm pretty sure we have only had 1 of the 3 strikers play once lmao.
Not too worry he'll be injured after the 15th August.
 
squirtyflower said:
dannyboy91uk said:
Sky Sports News is a complete joke it's just been on Manchester City striker spending vs Manchester United and it says 67M spent on 3 new strikers Roque Santa Cruz - Carlos Tevez and Emmanuel Adebayor, then it says Michael Owen free transfer but then the idiot goes and says how have they done in pre season and it showed Owen scored 4 but i'm pretty sure we have only had 1 of the 3 strikers play once lmao.
Not too worry he'll be injured after the 15th August.
If not before they are buliding him up for such a fall you can see it coming "BREAKING NEWS Michael Owen out for at least two months after sneezing and falling over in training". They would spend a whole day getting medical experts to explain just how damaging sneezing is Baconface there moaning about the pollen count
 
What are sky doing?
They look like they are trying to make City look stupid at every turn.
Do they really think that the latest stat they put up fools anyone, do they do this to any other club or is it just City.
Thats it for me. Turned it off the w**kers.
 
Giosballbag said:
From the daily mash..

TERRY THWARTS PLAN TO BUILD TEAM OF DICKS
JOHN Terry has pledged his future to Chelsea, denting Manchester City's hopes of fielding a team comprised entirely of unbearable dicks.




The missing dickRecent signings including Emmanual Adebayor and Roqué Santa Cruz, alongside existing players like Craig Bellamy, have boosted City's despicability rating. Hopes were high that neutral fans would not find anyone they would be willingly to urinate on, regardless of whether they were on fire or not.

Terry's decision means City boss Mark Hughes will now be forced to find another centre back who blames his teammates for his own mistakes, often before the game has even started.

But the Chelsea captain said: "My decision was never in doubt and that is why I decided to say absolutely nothing for as long as I possibly could."

He added: "With Ballack, Lampard and Essien, I think Chelsea can still be the most eye-gougingly repulsive club in the country.

"Look at our front two. Who would not jump at the chance to smash Drogba and Anelka's teeth in one by one with a toffee hammer. Even our own fans dislike them, and that's just world class."

City fans still hope their team can become the most revolting in Manchester. Stephen Malley, from Gorton, said: "Selling Ronaldo immediately makes United 20% less detestable.

"Gary Neville will soon be sent to live on a farm and Michael Owen is quite lovable in a fragile sort of way, like the little boy from The Sixth Sense.

"If Ferguson resigns, the title's ours. They'd have to hire Gary Glitter as coach to have any hope of being hated more."

pmsl ..
We don't sign players because they are nice do we.
Very funny though especially the Gary Glitter reference
 
skiddypants said:
What are sky doing?
They look like they are trying to make City look stupid at every turn.
Do they really think that the latest stat they put up fools anyone, do they do this to any other club or is it just City.
Thats it for me. Turned it off the w**kers.

It keeps 90% of sky viewers happy though.

90% are either armchair rags or bin dippers. You ever heard some of the e-mails and crap that go in? They talk complete bollox
 

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