SSN yellow ticker

SSN yellow ticker: Cappello has taken a dump (that'll explain Carrick)
 
SSN yellow ticker : wayne rooney has been found in the toilets sucking john terry off whilst ashley cole takes pictures
 
SSN Yellow Ticker: "Virgin flight a child-free zone to protect young girls from Steven Gerrard, who had totally the wrong idea about the journey."

SSN Yellow Ticker: "Joe Cole stranded as his half a braincell expires leaving him incapable of understanding the concept of flying."

SSN Yellow Ticker: "James Milner has been reported missing unexpectedly, the only evidence being left behind is a letter detailing a personal offer to join Sheikh Mansour in Abu Dhabi for a free month's holiday with free travel on a proper airline, Etihad, with future opportunities to do a very well-paid job under the name "Ruining Football". Haha take that Beardy Branson."
 
SSN yellow ticker:Heskey has just been dropped and replaced by a Cumbrian taxi driver. Apparently he's had more shots on target in 1 day than Heskey has had all season.


Too soon?
 

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