Stafford, Mears, Grylls.

[Sid C]

Mears, there is no way he maintains that weight on fucking bark and moss tea. His jacket must be lined with an assortment of Gregg's sausage rolls, doughnuts and tuna crunch sandwiches.

Grylls would want to run about and climb trees and shit and eat road kill raw. Fuck that.

You know where you are with Ray. Just sit there at a roaring fire as he told you stuff about Canadian bears.

Yep, Mears all day long.

Having said that if you were out trecking with him and he came across a fork on the path the fat bastard would sit down for lunch.

 

[Magicpole]

Yep, Mears all day long.

Having said that if you were out trecking with him and he came across a fork on the path the fat bastard would sit down for lunch.

I am absolutely convinced that just out of shot is a Gregg's mobile shop.

Makes me respect him even more.

 

[remember arthur mann]

The Master...

 

[skelpomike]

Grylls, he might be a showman for his TV shows but the guy has passed SAS selection and climbed Everest. Don't think there's many tougher tests out there!

 

[Tuearts right boot]

Grylls, he might be a showman for his TV shows but the guy has passed SAS selection and climbed Everest. Don't think there's many tougher tests out there!

So fucking what, I've got a 25mtr swimming certificate and been up Cader Idris. Amateur.

 

[crazyg]

So fucking what, I've got a 25mtr swimming certificate and been up Cader Idris. Amateur.

Don't be too down on yourself.

;-)

 

[Chippy_boy]

Carey Mulligan. I could act all manly and hope she'd be er grateful.

 

[prestonibbo_mcfc]

Mears, there is no way he maintains that weight on fucking bark and moss tea. His jacket must be lined with an assortment of Gregg's sausage rolls, doughnuts and tuna crunch sandwiches.

Grylls would want to run about and climb trees and shit and eat road kill raw. Fuck that.

You know where you are with Ray. Just sit there at a roaring fire as he told you stuff about Canadian bears.

FFS just snotted wholenut chocolate all over my keyboard. :))

 

[Magicpole]

FFS just snotted wholenut chocolate all over my keyboard. :))

If Ray was there he would have utilised it as an available food source.

I think he likes chocolate. :)

 

[Magicpole]

So fucking what, I've got a 25mtr swimming certificate and been up Cader Idris. Amateur.

I have one too but I never took that hill. I have walked 6 miles to a petrol station for fags though back in the day.

I'm not sure if you get badges for that but you fucking should.

The walk back was bad. Laughs thin on the ground. Don't talk to me about hypothermia Grylls!