Stan Collymore

[KS55]

Or stick his cock through an open car window.

he isnt fussy.

Quick, someone press the 'UP' button.

 

[whp.blue]

Stanloi , cumming IN a car park near you

corrected for you

 

[blue b4 the moon]

Stanloi who?

 

[Deleted member 81382]

More pearls of wisdom from the award winning journalist.

 

[Clevers]

I AM talking about wandering into White Hart Lane, plonking £150m on the table in front of Daniel Levy and saying: ‘I’ll give you that for Christian Eriksen, Toby Alderweireld and Dele Alli.’

LOL only need to read that to know he's deluded. Daniel Levy probably the toughest negotiator there is.

 

[Deleted member 81382]

I AM talking about wandering into White Hart Lane, plonking £150m on the table in front of Daniel Levy and saying: ‘I’ll give you that for Christian Eriksen, Toby Alderweireld and Dele Alli.’

LOL only need to read that to know he's deluded. Daniel Levy probably the toughest negotiator there is.

Be lucky to get Eriksen and Alderweireld for 150m. Funny how he doesn't mind his beloved dippers "buying success"

 

[waspish]

More pearls of wisdom from the award winning journalist.

That shows how deluded Stan is if he thinks he can buy those 3 players for 150m Levy would want 150m just for Ali.

 

[SapperBlue]

Could drive a tank down the East Lancs to the Etihad but you'd still have to ask HRH Mansour nicely for another tank of fuel to get back to Miseryside Stan :)

 

[manimanc]

More pearls of wisdom from the award winning journalist.

So is thicko saying the Scousers should start putting bids in for us and utds players?
In a stolen tank?
I don't get why he wants them to drive a tank when lime street has frequent trains to Manchester.
Has Stanley been on the poppers again?
And as if a tank would get out of Merseyside in one piece, some chav would have nicked the tracks off it and have it round his neck.

 

[Clevers]

So is thicko saying the Scousers should start putting bids in for us and utds players?
In a stolen tank?
I don't get why he wants them to drive a tank when lime street has frequent trains to Manchester.
Has Stanley been on the poppers again?
And as if a tank would get out of Merseyside in one piece, some chav would have nicked the tracks off it and have it round his neck.

And when he got to the Etihad he would find out that he had been driving a Centurion tank.