Stan Collymore

[Neville Kneville]

This is fantastic.

The fact he's doing an Alan Partridge about it just puts the icing on the cake.

 

[Paul Lake's Left Knee]

Hahaha, he's properly seen his arse about it. It's obviously not fine Stanley or you wouldn't have reacted like you have. Precious ****.

I see he doesnt refer to beating up women or dogging in his bio, the things that most people know him for, he might get more traction with Pep's recollection of who he is if he listed his most famous exploits the daft twat. If he did I can just see at the next presser, Pep saying "Ah Stan Collymore, he hit Ulreeeee ka ka ka ka ka, yes?"

 

[The Pink Panther]

Hahaha, he's properly seen his arse about it. It's obviously not fine Stanley or you wouldn't have reacted like you have. Precious ****.

That is just absolutely fucking brilliant
So he scored two goals against Newcastle twenty years ago and he believes all in world football should know who he is
A definite Alan Partridge moment

 

[SWP's back]

Hahaha, he's properly seen his arse about it. It's obviously not fine Stanley or you wouldn't have reacted like you have. Precious ****.

How fucking precious that **** is.

That alone shows he's so fucking insecure.

I can't wait until the day I read he's retired. From breathing. Woman beating vile **** of a human.

 

[Ric]

Hilarious reaction from Collymore, proper Partridge-esque. Love the way he name checks Clough too, even though it was Frank Clark who signed him.

 

[SWP's back]

Hilarious reaction from Collymore, proper Partridge-esque. Love the way he name checks Clough too, even though it was Frank Clark who signed him.

When he says he's in Forrest's best 11 ever, I take it he means a composite?

Because I'm sure the two teams that win the EC had better results than the team he played in.

 

[dario2739]

When he says he's in Forrest's best 11 ever, I take it he means a composite?

Because I'm sure the two teams that win the EC had better results than the team he played in.

Yeah - i'm sure Forest fans will say John Robertson was their greatest ever No.11... and Fowler will name all those strikers before him as a preferred partner... the bloke's a delusional cock-end, who the fuck employs him now? I haven't heard his irritating voice on the airwaves for ages, thankfully!

 

[Vienna_70]

When he says he's in Forrest's best 11 ever, I take it he means a composite?

Because I'm sure the two teams that win the EC had better results than the team he played in.

It's Craig Forrest's best XI.

 

[crayola]

If Fowler picks Collymore over Shearer for best strike partner... i think he needs his head checked

 

[Mike N]

I still think the best comment I ever heard on talksport was at this gobshite's expense: "He hit that harder than you hit Ulrika." Left the twat speechless. Utter class.

Makes me laugh every time I think about this!