STI test

[stony]

A mate of mine got the clap when he was 16 and he told me he had the umbrella shoved down his japs aye and scraped back out in the open position.
I've never known whether to beleive him.

Believe. Although they call it a swab now ;)

Waking up with a catheter in was bad enough. Having a brolly shoved in, opened and scraped out while your awake doesn't bear thinking about.

 

[robinhood CITY]

Doxycycline is what they'll give u at the clinic.Can't bebought over the counter i don't think.Maybe available on the net but could be dodgy.

 

[bluecm]

haha cant believe people think it is an 'umbrella'. each time I have been it has basically a little swab (flick) with some sort of ear bud looking thing down your japs. man up. i even know people who havent had that!

i would definitely go, well worth knowing if you have anything or just having peace of mind before you go out drilling again.

 

[liamctid]

They don't exist.

 

[bluecm]

They don't exist.

is that what you keep telling yourself liam :)

 

[Always Ali]

haha cant believe people think it is an 'umbrella'. each time I have been it has basically a little swab (flick) with some sort of ear bud looking thing down your japs. man up. i even know people who havent had that!

i would definitely go, well worth knowing if you have anything or just having peace of mind before you go out drilling again.

Just watch kidsinasandbox and you wont worry about the umbrella/swab :-D

 

[Balti]

Dear Wayne

Thank you for your enquiry. NHSDirect is unable to help on this occasion and we would once again refer you to your GP.

Regards
Bluemoon

 

[brand blue heavies]

Dont worry mate its a doddle this,you dont even have to give your own name or address..they can tell from a urine sample now so you`ll just go and pee in a bottle,15 mins later if you`ve got it they will give you a lecture and some doxycycline and thats that.Easy peasy.Its when the test for gonereaha(sp?) and syphliss that you`ll get the cotton but down the old japs eye but its not all the way and not a problem.Man up and get to the GUM clinic and sort it..get your raincoat on next time as nowdays your lucky if you get this as it could be a lot lot worse!!

 

[goatboy]

to quote the late great sam kinsion. "if you don't trust the pussy then why are you fucking the pussy"

 

[DaveH]

Your not Neil from the Inbetweeners are you