Not really related but a funny story nonetheless:
I went into my chippy one Friday night and asked for chips, curry and fried rice. Simple, no problem, £4.80. I got home and had the meal, but I found the curry to be a bit spicy, so I decided not to order the curry again. The next Friday, I go back. I order chips and fried rice in a tray. Well - all hell broke loose. They both started jibbering in Chinese and puzzled looks grew across their faces like multiplying bacteria. It was actually scary to watch. After a barely translatable debate they gingerley applied the rice and chips together, occasionally glancing at the curry. I paid £4.50 and left as quickly as possible.
Bloody hell, you'd think I'd shot someone.