Strange Chippy Meals

Used to like asking the chippy bloke for the leftover 'batter bits' when I was a kid...used to give me a bagful for nowt!

They probably call them 'Tempura Tasties' nowadays and charge a quid per bag...
 
wayne71 said:
A mate of mine frequently buys a meat pie and muffin, makes a hole in the pie and fills it full of ketchup and wacks it on the muffin, weird...
a wigan kebab..just dries your mouth out, chips and gravy on a muffin is something i used to think was weird when my mates had it but when i tried it it is amazing!
 
i used to work in bolton, and the young lads would have

chips beans & gravy,,,,,, with salad cream splashed all over the top !

backward.
 
Not really related but a funny story nonetheless:

I went into my chippy one Friday night and asked for chips, curry and fried rice. Simple, no problem, £4.80. I got home and had the meal, but I found the curry to be a bit spicy, so I decided not to order the curry again. The next Friday, I go back. I order chips and fried rice in a tray. Well - all hell broke loose. They both started jibbering in Chinese and puzzled looks grew across their faces like multiplying bacteria. It was actually scary to watch. After a barely translatable debate they gingerley applied the rice and chips together, occasionally glancing at the curry. I paid £4.50 and left as quickly as possible.

Bloody hell, you'd think I'd shot someone.<br /><br />-- Thu Oct 07, 2010 10:50 pm --<br /><br />
kippaxwarrior said:
Rushton121 said:
people who get gravy with fish....disgusting

Nothing wrong with that!!

Fish,chips,peas and gravy washed down with a can of Irn Bru
Thats my tea sorted for tomorrow!!!
I would be jealous. But I'm also having that, but without the peas and fish... and gravy... and chips... with added pasta... made by my girlfriend.

I'm drinking Irn Bru, though!
 
MCFC BOB said:
Not really related but a funny story nonetheless:

I went into my chippy one Friday night and asked for chips, curry and fried rice. Simple, no problem, £4.80. I got home and had the meal, but I found the curry to be a bit spicy, so I decided not to order the curry again. The next Friday, I go back. I order chips and fried rice in a tray. Well - all hell broke loose. They both started jibbering in Chinese and puzzled looks grew across their faces like multiplying bacteria. It was actually scary to watch. After a barely translatable debate they gingerley applied the rice and chips together, occasionally glancing at the curry. I paid £4.50 and left as quickly as possible.

Bloody hell, you'd think I'd shot someone.

£4.80?!!
I can get that for £2.50 at my chinese chippy!!
 
Sue Denim said:
Used to like asking the chippy bloke for the leftover 'batter bits' when I was a kid...used to give me a bagful for nowt!

They probably call them 'Tempura Tasties' nowadays and charge a quid per bag...[/quote

We used to do that as well, just before they were closing at night.
Used to get a bag of chicken bits free from the butcher as well for me ferrit.

cheese curds and gravy poured over chips is what the French speaking bastards over here call poutine, never had it, never will.
 
kippaxwarrior said:
MCFC BOB said:
Not really related but a funny story nonetheless:

I went into my chippy one Friday night and asked for chips, curry and fried rice. Simple, no problem, £4.80. I got home and had the meal, but I found the curry to be a bit spicy, so I decided not to order the curry again. The next Friday, I go back. I order chips and fried rice in a tray. Well - all hell broke loose. They both started jibbering in Chinese and puzzled looks grew across their faces like multiplying bacteria. It was actually scary to watch. After a barely translatable debate they gingerley applied the rice and chips together, occasionally glancing at the curry. I paid £4.50 and left as quickly as possible.

Bloody hell, you'd think I'd shot someone.

£4.80?!!
I can get that for £2.50 at my chinese chippy!!
WHAT?!

... Ah, meh.
 

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