Strange things when drunk

[rushts]

I'd been out clubbing in Fridays (Northenden) got leathered and decided to walk home as i couldn't get a taxi. The way home was to cut through Wythenshawe park.
I was steamboats and just remember lying down in a field.

I woke up (prob around 4ish) shivering, i popped my head up and a layer of dew/fog had covered my body, all i could see was a carpet of white, nothing else, and for a split second thought i had died and gone to heaven.

 

[brooklandsblue2.0]

I was bitten on my index finger and the webby bit between my thumb/index finger by an urban fox in 2000 in Hale village.

Bwahahahaha bb, superb.

It's actually true, it let me stoke it for a few seconds before it went for me when I touched her ears.

 

[Ell-ano]

Me and a mate once walked back from Stalybridge to Hollingworth ( the one near Glossop) in the early hours. We picked hundreds of daffodils on the way and posted one through every letter box from Mottram Moor onwards. It made the local paper.

hahahahahaha when was this?

 

[Why Always Ste]

Anyone listening to Talkshite right now?

Seems some of their staff come on here,as their topic of discussion is Strange things when drunk

 

[nobody can eat fifty eggs]

Just the usual stuff's happened really like going to bed with Cindy Crawford and then waking up with Su Bo the next day.

 

[davymcfc]

I was bitten on my index finger and the webby bit between my thumb/index finger by an urban fox in 2000 in Hale village.

Bwahahahaha bb, superb.

It's actually true, it let me stoke it for a few seconds before it went for me when I touched her ears.

Funny you should mention it. I also had an intimate moment with a fox while steaming drunk.

 

[goatboy]

went back down south to visit a few people. after a very very bad day the drinks flowed and when i got back proceeded to go on a rampage in my hotel room and then somehow lock myself out of the hotel wearing 4 pairs of boxers 3 tshirts and my shirt ripped to fuck. somehow i thought throwing rocks through the windows and trying to smash the front door in with a table would help, which it did'nt. staff member let me in about 6am to find glass all over the place, my curtains strewn down the staircase and my bedroom door kicked in. i did'nt even realise about the boxers until i woke up in a cell later that afternoon

 

[meldrew]

went back down south to visit a few people. after a very very bad day the drinks flowed and when i got back proceeded to go on a rampage in my hotel room and then somehow lock myself out of the hotel wearing 4 pairs of boxers 3 tshirts and my shirt ripped to fuck. somehow i thought throwing rocks through the windows and trying to smash the front door in with a table would help, which it did'nt. staff member let me in about 6am to find glass all over the place, my curtains strewn down the staircase and my bedroom door kicked in. i did'nt even realise about the boxers until i woke up in a cell later that afternoon

haha brilliant!

 

[brooklandsblue2.0]

Bwahahahaha bb, superb.

It's actually true, it let me stoke it for a few seconds before it went for me when I touched her ears.

Funny you should mention it. I also had an intimate moment with a fox while steaming drunk.

Do tell......Nasty little buggers, lured me in with how tame it was. It was fine when I went for a body stroke but when I tried to pat it on the head and went near it's ears it bit me quick as you like. It was the beginning of my crusade against urban wildlife.

 

[BoyBlue_1985]

It's actually true, it let me stoke it for a few seconds before it went for me when I touched her ears.

Funny you should mention it. I also had an intimate moment with a fox while steaming drunk.

Do tell......Nasty little buggers, lured me in with how tame it was. It was fine when I went for a body stroke but when I tried to pat it on the head and went near it's ears it bit me quick as you like. It was the beginning of my crusade against urban wildlife.

You petted a wild animal and was shocked it bit you. If you were on Safari in Africa would you pet a lion?