Strangest thing you've witnessed

[nijinsky's fetlocks]

Walked into the changing rooms at the gym tonight only to be faced with a man with down's syndrome stood naked in front of the mirror drying his balls with an hair dryer

That's what you get for joining the same gym as johnsonontheleft.
When I was about five,my mum took me to see Santa in his grotto in Kendals.
When we were making our way through the perfume department,a tramp stopped,pulled his pants down,had a shit on the floor,wiped his arse on his coat tails,and walked out as if nothing had happened.

 

[Feed-The-Goat]

Seems normal to me.

I like to singe some of the stray hairs, saves trimming.

 

[EVILBLUEANT]

A gay canadian/american hairdresser who lives opposite my aunt walking his dog in a childs pram in a rather camp fashion at midnight on Christmas Eve.

A gay candian/american HAIRDRESSER cannot be anything other than Camp.

 

[Mikeegrini]

Walked into the changing rooms at the gym tonight only to be faced with a man with down's syndrome stood naked in front of the mirror drying his balls with an hair dryer

That's what you get for joining the same gym as johnsonontheleft.
When I was about five,my mum took me to see Santa in his grotto in Kendals.
When we were making our way through the perfume department,a tramp stopped,pulled his pants down,had a shit on the floor,wiped his arse on his coat tails,and walked out as if nothing had happened.

Was that what you asked Santa for?

 

[Chungo]

Gareth Southgate's face

 

[Timmmmahhhh]

Walked into the changing rooms at the gym tonight only to be faced with a man with down's syndrome stood naked in front of the mirror drying his balls with an hair dryer

I do that all the time

Blow dry the balls of a bloke with Down's Syndrome?

 

[paphos-mcfc]

Was followed round the old town of Paphos by a tramp. Everywhere I turned she turned and followed me. I stopped to see if she would walk past, she didn't, turned out she only wanted the empty can of coke that I was drinking.

 

[kev1961]

fucked up this thred

were not allowed to call munich's munich on this website

but you can take the piss out of down syndromes

i'll leave it at that for now

 

[Colliahhh]

I was driving through Prestwich the other week and saw a homeless bloke wearing his guinness Paddys day hat (about 2 months too late).
Swigging his 2 litre bottle of cider whilst shouting at a lamp post.

 

[2sheikhs]

At about 7 one morning at the lights near manchester fort, I saw what I thought was a lad with his pants around his knees examining his bits. When "he" looked up, it turned out to be a girl. She noticed everyone was wondering what she was doing and then turned around and started slapping her bare arse and spreading her cheeks to everyone.