In my student days I helped organize university rag week with a collection for charity. There'd be a procession of floats parading through the town and we chose "Adam & Eve" as the theme for one. Had no trouble finding a big hairy guy to be Adam but none of the girls wanted to be Eve, so we phoned a local strip club who asked me to come in and pick one. They'd deliver her on the day at no charge if we gave them publicity. Saturday comes and the lass who got out of the car in the bright light of day had aged considerably from the "stunner" I thought I'd seen under the dim lighting of the club. Adam & Eve's mum, it was, but she caught a lot of shillings thrown from the crowd in her cleavage.
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- Thread starter BlueHammer85
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Recall during my student days down in South London going into a pub called the MillionHare before going to a match. In the back room they had a pool table that they pushed back and a stripper doing her act. All the locals would converge on the room when she did her act...so of course it would have been rude not to offer our support. Mixed bunch in there one of whom looked like a very dapper version of Pork Pie from Desmonds. Done up in his sunday best suit, gold fob chain and sunday best hat.
He gave a few comments to the lady doing her routine and of course she "targetted" him. Nearing the end of her act she sashayed over and knicked his hat which, being his Sunday best didnt make him happy. More verbals and snatching it back...of course she wanted to embarrass him further so a quick dip of her fingers into the front of her thong and another strut over to him before she delicately ran her fingers down his lapel....
He went ape shit and his pint went flying...started to kick off.
We left pretty sharpish...the joys of sarf landan
He gave a few comments to the lady doing her routine and of course she "targetted" him. Nearing the end of her act she sashayed over and knicked his hat which, being his Sunday best didnt make him happy. More verbals and snatching it back...of course she wanted to embarrass him further so a quick dip of her fingers into the front of her thong and another strut over to him before she delicately ran her fingers down his lapel....
He went ape shit and his pint went flying...started to kick off.
We left pretty sharpish...the joys of sarf landan
west didsblue
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Similar story from ten years earlier. Working in Buffalo and we’d go to the Canadian side of the Niagara Falls to go to a strip club. Free admission and reasonably priced drinks with stunning strippers. What’s not to like? On the other hand the local strip joint in Buffalo was rough as a bear’s arse with far from premium entertainment.In the early 2000's i spent a weekend in Niagra when i was working in Detroit and my god it was an eye opener. Very very different from a UK strip club and we were so close to ending up in a whole load of trouble. Fun memories of Canadian strip clubs.
Barcon
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We used to drive to a place called the library in Buffalo on a Saturday night and kip in a motel afterwards.Similar story from ten years earlier. Working in Buffalo and we’d go to the Canadian side of the Niagara Falls to go to a strip club. Free admission and reasonably priced drinks with stunning strippers. What’s not to like? On the other hand the local strip joint in Buffalo was rough as a bear’s arse with far from premium entertainment.
$1.00 drinks, Canadian money accepted at par, women drank for free.
west didsblue
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The Buffalo Brew Pub was where we used to go (not for strippers). Great wings and free nuts if I remember correctly. Was more than 30 years ago though.We used to drive to a place called the library in Buffalo on a Saturday night and kip in a motel afterwards.
$1.00 drinks, Canadian money accepted at par, women drank for free.
Not even related Ken.They're not really sisters you know
sheikmedick
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Went to a gentleman’s morning years ago that the prestwich branch sorted out the comedian was a mad bastard from Middlesbrough.came out and united were getting beat three nil off spuds at half time fuckin brilliant day.can’t remember who we played though and them cunts won 5-3 anyone remember that comedian’s name ?
East Level 2
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Used to go in there pre-match then get the 123 to the ground. Chose bottles of Newky Brown rather than Burtonwood ales though.Reminds me of the old Manchester Arms, near Vicky Station. Back in the 1970s they had a topless barmaid, who doubled as a stripper who gave shows in one of the rooms. A very small room. I was so shocked I only went in a few times. Piss beer - Burtonwood or Youngers was the choice.
Hard to believe now, but true.
Mad Eyed Screamer
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Bloody hell - Rag Week!In my student days I helped organize university rag week with a collection for charity. There'd be a procession of floats parading through the town and we chose "Adam & Eve" as the theme for one. Had no trouble finding a big hairy guy to be Adam but none of the girls wanted to be Eve, so we phoned a local strip club who asked me to come in and pick one. They'd deliver her on the day at no charge if we gave them publicity. Saturday comes and the lass who got out of the car in the bright light of day had aged considerably from the "stunner" I thought I'd seen under the dim lighting of the club. Adam & Eve's mum, it was, but she caught a lot of shillings thrown from the crowd in her cleavage.
Forgot about that!