Stupid things football people say on TV

[plongo]

For starters just heard Oxlade Chamberlain say "he's got massive self belief in himself" who else could "he" have self belief in?

Another favourite of mine "he's went in" used by many but special mention to Charlie boy

 

[Hamann Pineapple]

"Welcome to Matchday Live with Fletch & Sav"

 

[Lancet Fluke]

Fucking hell, I wouldn't know where to start. I could write you an essay about the stupid cunts on BT on Saturday lunch time and that was just one match.

 

[dronefromsector7G]

Denied by the woodwork.

 

[daztrueblue91]

Hoddle's at the weekend was a belter. "You take Hart, Kompany, Silva and Yaya out of City at and they look an average side".

That's right Glenn, you tell me any side in the world who could lose 4 of their 5 most influential players and not be weaker.

 

[Stato]

Hoddle's at the weekend was a belter. "You take Hart, Kompany, Silva and Yaya out of City at and they look an average side".

That's right Glenn, you tell me any side in the world who could lose 4 of their 5 most influential players and not be weaker.

thought the same when he said it.

 

[willipp]

Didn't Keegan once say he'd 'love to be a mole on the wall in that dressing room at half time' after a particularly bad England performance.

 

[dronefromsector7G]

Didn't Keegan once say he'd 'love to be a mole on the wall in that dressing room at half time' after a particularly bad England performance.

Even worse, he was the manager at the time.

 

[Martin*]

I can't remember the exact phrase but Martin Tyler said something along the lines of "that goal was worth the fee" after Anthony Martial bagged against Liverpool. Cringe.

 

[City_Sean]

Anything Tyler, Hoddle or Owen says.

The nauseating c****