Stupid things football people say on TV

[stony]

Anything that comes out of Jamie Redknapp's mouth. He's a bigger charlatan than Brendan Rodgers.

 

[stony]

Anything that comes out of Jamie Redknapp's mouth. He's a bigger charlatan than Brendan Rodgers.

I missed off nearly a whole sentence at the beginning. I must be more pissed than I realised.

 

[almir]

We need that Bloke to commentate.
*Warning NSFW*

That one can't be working on some mainstream TV, can he?

 

[HenryNacho]

Most of the posts on this thread have just been nitpicking and taking things people say too literally.

 

[crazyg]

The daftest one I saw was when Mike Gatting returned from the Windies after taking a rising ball in his face. The reporter asked the lad with a cut nose and black eyes "tell me Mike ,where did it hit you"?

Gatting looked at him incredulously and replied "I think X marks the spot!"

 

[mad4city]

Most of the posts on this thread have just been nitpicking and taking things people say too literally.

By golly, I haven't witnessed such impressive stating of the obvious since a young whippersnapper, named Fr Dougal Maguire, first disembarked from the Craggy Island ferry and boldly declared, "This must be here, then."

 

[mat]

That one can't be working on some mainstream TV, can he?

He's an Aussie comic who usually commentates over cricket.

 

[pete1970]

Colemanballs from Private Eye
Has lots of these ,its really funny

 

[DJBusinesscake]

On tonight's showing, pretty much anything Savage says.

I particularly liked him calling for Aguero to 'put his foot through it' despite falling over backwards at full stretch.

Yeah that annoyed me so much too!!

 

[asxtc]

The lad could be the new Messi.....