Stupid things women say

[LittleStan]

I don't drink.

Wow, you really did just a a bad night then?

 

[Seosa]

I don't drink.

Wow, you really did just a a bad night then?

Incredibly.

-- Tue Oct 23, 2012 9:04 pm --

Can I even this up a bit?
I took my car to the garage to get a quote for sorting out a dent in the door (not my doing, before you all start...) and the first thing the mechanic said was ' what did your husband say about that?'!!! Like I'm 12 years old...
Nobber.

Blame your species, dear Ammy.

Oh shit. You on one again...?

No, I'm actually being serious here. Shit driving applies to both sexes, but blame past inadequacies on behalf of your wonderful gender for such current prejudice.

 

[BlueSniffer]

Is it in yet?

(Unfortunately)

 

[alkerblue]

Just watching the Rags v Braga and in the top left hand corner of the screen it's written as MU V BRA so the wife walks in takes one look at it and says so who are they playing tonight then is it BRAzil.

I said yeah and Pele's just scored for them after one minute GET INNN!

My Mrs said exactly the same thing. Went to see a tribute band called Small Weller on Friday, overheard her telling her mate on the phone we'd been to see 'Little Jam'.

 

[Ammy]

I don't drink.

Wow, you really did just a a bad night then?

Incredibly.

-- Tue Oct 23, 2012 9:04 pm --

Blame your species, dear Ammy.

Oh shit. You on one again...?

No, I'm actually being serious here. Shit driving applies to both sexes, but blame past inadequacies on behalf of your wonderful gender for such current prejudice.

 

[Maintainin]

"It's yours"

 

[Seosa]

Have a sip, go on...

 

[jimmy2000]

Im a woman, but my partner has just told me a tale from work..... A female colleague asked which martial art did karate kid do?...

 

[2sheikhs]

When there's a fascinating documentary on telly that she's not interested in..........."are you watching this then?"

 

[Pigeonho]

When they make a big hoo-har about moving house.