swansea stewards police are a disgrace

paul powers mustache said:
I could have got all my money out of my bank account, soaked it in lighter fluid, and torched the lot. I explained this earlier on the Police wouldn't let me take the cans with me. I had to drink them there and then.
Gyppo said:
Could you not have just left the cans if you knew you couldn't drink them that fast?

-- Mon Mar 12, 2012 1:00 pm --

I remembered going to Wrexham in the 1999 season and it was a nightmare getting to the bar; plus the cans were ice cold.
sjk2008 said:
paul powers mustache said:
Am I talking to myself? It wasn't my fault; I was made to shot gun the cans by the Police; it was too gassy for my stomach. Plus it was only the spray that went on her?

lucky for me Geoff that we both support City!

Hang on a minute?

How was it not 'your fault'?

It was your puke spray that covered the home stewardess was it not? Also, nobody forced you to drink those two cans. Considering you had already had 4 of your 'precious collection' of 6, why didn't you think to yourself, "Eh up, i'm not sure I can handle another 2 cans if I neck them, sod it, they're only a quid each, would rather watch the match than sink these, throw up all over a female steward and possibly get chucked out'?

Maybe that's just what I'd think though eh?

Bloody hell.

So I'll ask again. Why not just bin the cans. You already had 4. You'd have lost, what, £2 worth of Strongbow.

Easy decision if you ask me. Especially if you had travelled to Swansea.
 
READ THE MESSAGE I SENT: becauseI remembered going to Wrexham in the 1999 season and it was a nightmare getting to the bar; plus the cans were ice cold.
sjk2008 said:
paul powers mustache said:
I could have got all my money out of my bank account, soaked it in lighter fluid, and torched the lot. I explained this earlier on the Police wouldn't let me take the cans with me. I had to drink them there and then.
Gyppo said:
Could you not have just left the cans if you knew you couldn't drink them that fast?

-- Mon Mar 12, 2012 1:00 pm --

I remembered going to Wrexham in the 1999 season and it was a nightmare getting to the bar; plus the cans were ice cold.
sjk2008 said:
Hang on a minute?

How was it not 'your fault'?

It was your puke spray that covered the home stewardess was it not? Also, nobody forced you to drink those two cans. Considering you had already had 4 of your 'precious collection' of 6, why didn't you think to yourself, "Eh up, i'm not sure I can handle another 2 cans if I neck them, sod it, they're only a quid each, would rather watch the match than sink these, throw up all over a female steward and possibly get chucked out'?

Maybe that's just what I'd think though eh?

Bloody hell.

So I'll ask again. Why not just bin the cans. You already had 4. You'd have lost, what, £2 worth of Strongbow.

Easy decision if you ask me. Especially if you had travelled to Swansea.
 
When they first approached you which I pressume they did, did you explain to them that you couldn't get to your seat because the row was too full?

If not then you've not got a leg (or a stairwell for that matter) to stand on.
 
paul powers mustache said:
READ THE MESSAGE I SENT: becauseI remembered going to Wrexham in the 1999 season and it was a nightmare getting to the bar; plus the cans were ice cold.
sjk2008 said:
paul powers mustache said:
I could have got all my money out of my bank account, soaked it in lighter fluid, and torched the lot. I explained this earlier on the Police wouldn't let me take the cans with me. I had to drink them there and then.

-- Mon Mar 12, 2012 1:00 pm --

I remembered going to Wrexham in the 1999 season and it was a nightmare getting to the bar; plus the cans were ice cold.

So I'll ask again. Why not just bin the cans. You already had 4. You'd have lost, what, £2 worth of Strongbow.

Easy decision if you ask me. Especially if you had travelled to Swansea.

You remembered going to Wrexham in 1999? And? This is a new stadium in Swansea in 2012. Probably less hassle for the bar.

Regardless of that, surely you would rather watch the match than risk spraying two cans of Strongbow over a steward via projectile vomit?
 
I think I might have seen you. I spotted a really big bloke with a ginger beard drinking cider and squeezing the can into his mouth and he was burping like mad. Me and my mate were lauging because we seen him again at the end drinking special brew and stood by the coach's at the end. Is this you?
paul powers mustache said:
Why wouldn't they take me seriously? It's all fact.
mancityvstoke said:
Dubai Blue said:
Why is anyone taking paul powers mustache seriously?


no one is
<br /><br />-- Mon Mar 12, 2012 2:02 pm --<br /><br />I think I might have seen you. I spotted a really big bloke with a ginger beard drinking cider and squeezing the can into his mouth and he was burping like mad. Me and my mate were lauging because we seen him again at the end drinking special brew and stood by the coach's. Is this you?
paul powers mustache said:
Why wouldn't they take me seriously? It's all fact.
mancityvstoke said:
Dubai Blue said:
Why is anyone taking paul powers mustache seriously?


no one is
 

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