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[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IxAKFlpdcfc[/youtube]Cheeses of Nazareth said:I've decided to respond to BB2.0's threat of legal action through the media of expressive dance and poetry.
An Ode to Brooklandsblue2.0
He came to me in a flash of light,
the flame haired Brookie on the Bluemoon site,
in Off-topic we spoke of a man-love tryst,
now his legal team add a bitter twist.
He offers his arse for 2 million notes,
and despises the lefties, the muslims, the scrotes.
His eyes are as blue as Dave Cameron's tie,
but his heart is a dark as a burnt meat pie .
I dreamed of his pubes, now it seems at a loss,
will I ever see his tangerine candy floss?
Where all this will end, only Cupid may know,
he keeps knocking me back, but this makes my wood grow.
I fear little Brookie is dying to smack me,
the ginge in the middle at parties - bukakke,
it may all end in tears, with legals pending,
from the tory boy who's not for bending.
Beautiful Cheeses, absolutly stunning.