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[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IxAKFlpdcfc[/youtube]Cheeses of Nazareth said:
Beautiful Cheeses, absolutly stunning.
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Beautiful Cheeses, absolutly stunning.
sweynforkbeard
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Cheeses of Nazareth said:BingoBango said:You should invite BB2.0 round!
I would, but I would have to give it to him, I don't think he'd be a tender lover. I would probably have restraints on him and give him codewords.
He'd fight it, but he'd love it. i'd love to ride him. Take away his hatred. It would be a real 'road to Damascus' moment for him.
Why travel to Syria? or are exotic locations part of the allure?
ali benarbia's studs
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you ll have to edit that...and put in "strawberryblonde" everywhere instead!!!
Cheeses of Nazareth said:I've decided to respond to BB2.0's threat of legal action through the media of expressive dance and poetry.
An Ode to Brooklandsblue2.0
He came to me in a flash of light,
the flame haired Brookie on the Bluemoon site,
in Off-topic we spoke of a man-love tryst,
now his legal team add a bitter twist.
He offers his arse for 2 million notes,
and despises the lefties, the muslims, the scrotes.
His eyes are as blue as Dave Cameron's tie,
but his heart is a dark as a burnt meat pie .
I dreamed of his pubes, now it seems at a loss,
will I ever see his tangerine candy floss?
Where all this will end, only Cupid may know,
he keeps knocking me back, but this makes my wood grow.
I fear little Brookie is dying to smack me,
the ginge in the middle at parties - bukakke,
it may all end in tears, with legals pending,
from the tory boy who's not for bending.
Excellent Mr Cheeses, Anton has a rival(in poetry not buggery)
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Cheeses of Nazareth
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Thanks, Buzzer, Mat and Stony, it's good to see there are some cultured souls on here.
It's a shame you couldn't have seen my expressive dance, you'd have creamed.
It's a shame you couldn't have seen my expressive dance, you'd have creamed.
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Cheeses of Nazareth said:When I checked my inbox last night, there waiting for me was a 'Private Message" from my Brookie. With my heart racing I opened it. It didn't read as I expected it to.
This was his message in full:
The moderators know how I feel
Quite horny apparently :-)
brooklandsblue2.0
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This is bordering on sexual harassment now, you are simply giving me more ammunition should I choose to take the next step. Have any of you hear od cyber bullying, it's all here in black and white and has been added to a dossier I am building on certain posters. Mods can you please lock this thread now before it escalates.
Many thanks BB2.0
Many thanks BB2.0
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good god!
i'm starting to get a bit paranoid at the amount of my threads that get locked..
i'm starting to get a bit paranoid at the amount of my threads that get locked..
AlthamBlue
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How the fuck have I missed this thread??? Cheeses, my Kudos for the poem, sheer class :o)