Swingers

Cheeses of Nazareth said:
I've decided to respond to BB2.0's threat of legal action through the media of expressive dance and poetry.

An Ode to Brooklandsblue2.0

He came to me in a flash of light,
the flame haired Brookie on the Bluemoon site,
in Off-topic we spoke of a man-love tryst,
now his legal team add a bitter twist.

He offers his arse for 2 million notes,
and despises the lefties, the muslims, the scrotes.
His eyes are as blue as Dave Cameron's tie,
but his heart is a dark as a burnt meat pie .

I dreamed of his pubes, now it seems at a loss,
will I ever see his tangerine candy floss?
Where all this will end, only Cupid may know,
he keeps knocking me back, but this makes my wood grow.

I fear little Brookie is dying to smack me,
the ginge in the middle at parties - bukakke,
it may all end in tears, with legals pending,
from the tory boy who's not for bending.
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IxAKFlpdcfc[/youtube]
Beautiful Cheeses, absolutly stunning.
 
Cheeses of Nazareth said:
BingoBango said:
You should invite BB2.0 round!

I would, but I would have to give it to him, I don't think he'd be a tender lover. I would probably have restraints on him and give him codewords.

He'd fight it, but he'd love it. i'd love to ride him. Take away his hatred. It would be a real 'road to Damascus' moment for him.

Why travel to Syria? or are exotic locations part of the allure?
 
Cheeses of Nazareth said:
I've decided to respond to BB2.0's threat of legal action through the media of expressive dance and poetry.

An Ode to Brooklandsblue2.0

He came to me in a flash of light,
the flame haired Brookie on the Bluemoon site,
in Off-topic we spoke of a man-love tryst,
now his legal team add a bitter twist.

He offers his arse for 2 million notes,
and despises the lefties, the muslims, the scrotes.
His eyes are as blue as Dave Cameron's tie,
but his heart is a dark as a burnt meat pie .

I dreamed of his pubes, now it seems at a loss,
will I ever see his tangerine candy floss?
Where all this will end, only Cupid may know,
he keeps knocking me back, but this makes my wood grow.

I fear little Brookie is dying to smack me,
the ginge in the middle at parties - bukakke,
it may all end in tears, with legals pending,
from the tory boy who's not for bending.

Excellent Mr Cheeses, Anton has a rival(in poetry not buggery)
 
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ofCoIWMbbvc&feature=related[/youtube]
 
Cheeses of Nazareth said:
When I checked my inbox last night, there waiting for me was a 'Private Message" from my Brookie. With my heart racing I opened it. It didn't read as I expected it to.

This was his message in full:
The moderators know how I feel

Quite horny apparently :-)
 
This is bordering on sexual harassment now, you are simply giving me more ammunition should I choose to take the next step. Have any of you hear od cyber bullying, it's all here in black and white and has been added to a dossier I am building on certain posters. Mods can you please lock this thread now before it escalates.

Many thanks BB2.0
 
good god!

i'm starting to get a bit paranoid at the amount of my threads that get locked..
 

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