Swingers

[mackenzie]

"Oh come on BB2.0, spill. Was it Cheeses of Nazereth who nailed you with his candlestick, over the dining room table?"

"A lady never tells dear, a lady never tells. Lets have a premium lager dear, you pour."

Funnily enough I enjoyed three excellent premium lagers today at Pi in chorlton. I have a duval, blue moon then a Leffe....lovely stuff. I find that I can not drink chav beers like Fosters anymore, my pallet rejects it.

Is that like saying you can't take your beer??

 

[ali benarbia's studs]

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FNRtOAFxuVg[/youtube]

 

[another generation]

Not wishing to spoil the fun, but I'm still wondering about something about 16 pages ago....

Etiquette for parties and clubs.
Good old fashioned manners suggest that after you have attended a party you should either write or call and thank the hosts.

What the f* would you write? Where are the etiquette guidelines for that?

Dear hosts,
Ta muchly for the great weekend lock-in at your place. Mrs X was a fantastic lay, but my arse is still stinging after Dr Y launched himself into me after jumping from the wardrobe. Please don't ask Councillor Z back again - he didn't once get into the spirit of things, and just sat in a corner, playing with himself.

 

[mackenzie]

Not wishing to spoil the fun, but I'm still wondering about something about 16 pages ago....

Etiquette for parties and clubs.
Good old fashioned manners suggest that after you have attended a party you should either write or call and thank the hosts.

What the f* would you write? Where are the etiquette guidelines for that?

Dear hosts,
Ta muchly for the great weekend lock-in at your place. Mrs X was a fantastic lay, but my arse is still stinging after Dr Y launched himself into me after jumping from the wardrobe. Please don't ask Councillor Z back again - he didn't once get into the spirit of things, and just sat in a corner, playing with himself.

How on earth did you infiltrate the Mods secret forum????


;-)

 

[Cheeses of Nazareth]

and the winner is STONY. Bend over and take it like a man!!

2nd prize to Aphex - a blowy through the glory hole of his choice
3rd prize to Des Hardi - a sand-paper hand job.

Brought to Bluemoon Off Topic by the twisted imagination of
SWALES LIVES.

Thanks, y'all it's been emotional.

 

[Lucky Toma]

*stands and genuinely applauds*

You sir are a GENIUS!

Fine work all round.

 

[mackenzie]

Great news!!

Been wondering where you were??!!!

Stony is pretty good at stuff like this though.

I think he loves you.

 

[Blue Smarties]

Quality..

 

[Anonymous]

and the winner is STONY. Bend over and take it like a man!!

2nd prize to Aphex - a blowy through the glory hole of his choice
3rd prize to Des Hardi - a sand-paper hand job.

Brought to Bluemoon Off Topic by the twisted imagination of
SWALES LIVES.

Thanks, y'all it's been emotional.

i f**king know that's a load of shit as swales lives is currently planting conifer shrubs in my garden.

 

[ali benarbia's studs]

cheers swales baby!!! great laugh.....thanks bb2 for taking it so well ;)