Swingers

[Stato]

He called me Greenhorn. I called him Tony Randall. It was a thing we had. :(

lol

 

[BlueMo']

How did the opportunity arise and what were the substances.

We drunkenly invited the chef from the local restaurant and his russian wife around for dinner. He'd started coming and having a drink with us after the meal sometimes and she used to pick him up.

I think they had an agenda when they came round, they were very playful and a touch sugegstive. MY wife was having none of it and we made our excuses and the evening sort of moved on then drifted apart.

The Russian wife was an absolute honey.

I've had two girls at once though. Does that count?

I'll raise you your two Dave and show you my three...! And all for my 23rd birthday. I love west palm beach...lol.

Now thats a birthday pressie!!

 

[stony]

He called me Greenhorn. I called him Tony Randall. It was a thing we had. :(

lol

lol, I spotted this earlier and it tickled me. Homage to Homer.

 

[1_barry_conlon]

I'll raise you your two Dave and show you my three...! And all for my 23rd birthday. I love west palm beach...lol.

Now thats a birthday pressie!!

And no money crossed hands either...which is nice!

 

[BlueMo']

Now thats a birthday pressie!!

And no money crossed hands either...which is nice!

Such a thought never entered my mind.

 

[ffs]

Ive got to say i havent been a member on bluemoon that long,but boy its a giggle isnt it, that was pure comedy brilliant stuff.

 

[savo]

Ha Ha ugly you say, mmm.. strange that from a guy who says he is single ;)

i'm picky.

i'm sticking with that excuse..

Absolutely jarred drunk now, but what the fu*k dooesd that mean?? ohh goosed, sitting in my renovated front room now, can see my cooker and sinmk. brilliant but missu s is upstairs and I have to go tothe wedding in the morning, reallykinda fuched really. I'll just see how it goes

 

[bluealf]

Well done Swales Lives brilliant stuff.

Now watch your back for the hordes of lawyers that will be swooping out of black merc's with warrants in hand.

 

[Swales lives]

A big thank you to the Mods, for not pulling the thread and for allowing me to expose myself.

Cheers chaps.

 

[ali benarbia's studs]

Forgive me if i missed something but has the cheeses v BB thing ended?
i hope so now can we get back to the real issue. Swinging.
Never done it tho the opportunity arose some years back.
me and my wife bottled it tho we are both glad we did.
It was a long time ago we weren't married at the time.
lets just say there was a lot of substances around.
and by the way they were'nt ugly

cow sh*t would put you off any bestial swinging parties bluMOMO :)