Swingers

[Stephen Ireland's pants]

Bits and bobs, wouldn't share it with anybody. Maybe I am a prude.


About once a year do like to "trip balls" as they would have it. Supervised and all that.

Polite as ever.

I am still surprised, woman find me attractive. I take that home and take a wank.
Tell my wife all about it. She thinks I am not a catch, but if a another female takes a second look, she catches it right away.

I know I am sexy....

Always have been, always will be. I hope.....

I've just realised that this is lyrics from a Ian brown song. Not sure which one .

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

Wouldn't share the Mrs, not my kind of thing. Cheat on her regularly though, you have one life and it's for living. I'd recommend it to anyone.

Apart from the wife......

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

We were asked to engage in a bit of this when we were in Antigua last time.
To be honest, the girl was stunning and I might have thought about it except the bloke had the eyes of a serial killer and I pictured my wife and I leaving their hotel room in suitcases.
It was like looking into the eyes of a shark.

Where as you are more used to looking into the eyes of a Moose

 

[idahoblues]

Maybe the wife is bored with the bloke. Plus it's not just bloke on a bird......

Whoa there Cowboy, are you suggesting………? And how do you know that ?

 

[idahoblues]

Of course they still live amongst us. Like spies. But with more sex.

Pretty sure that Irish couple wanted to share us that night

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

Whoa there Cowboy, are you suggesting………? And how do you know that ?

I was doing Uber driving between jobs late last year.
Picked plenty of couples up going to / from a club on the edge of Tampa called Eyez Wide Shut.... an eye opener (even if wide shut....)

 

[blue wang]

Sex is weird.....

It's smelly, it's gross , it's disgusting, it's fantastic. Complicated, expensive.

just trying to think, is it even worth putting yourself out there.

 

[Koniec]

Knowing my luck, if I chanced a bit of swinging with The Corrs, I'd be the one that would end up with Jim.

You can still say you shagged a Corr though

 

[idahoblues]

Sex is weird.....

It's smelly, it's gross , it's disgusting, it's fantastic. Complicated, expensive.

just trying to think, is it even worth putting yourself out there.

You may have some issues that need addressing, gross and disgusting? What the fuck are you having sex with?

 

[kippaxwarrior]

We were asked to engage in a bit of this when we were in Antigua last time.
To be honest, the girl was stunning and I might have thought about it except the bloke had the eyes of a serial killer and I pictured my wife and I leaving their hotel room in suitcases.
It was like looking into the eyes of a shark.

"Sometimes that shark, he looks right into ya, right into your eyes. Y’know, the thing about a shark, he’s got lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll’s eyes."