Swingers

Blue Mist said:
I think swingers are disgusting. Their names, addresses and phone numbers should be published.

Where they meet and what time would also be a great help.
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Thought you was a Duky Lad or are you being deliberately obtuse yer selfish bastard ;). though my last experience of this place was late 90sdoggers.jpg
 
I did read a story (yes, I did read this) about a guy who was on a contact dating/swingers site and he was contacted by a couple who asked if he was interested in shagging the wife
Several pics and messages were exchanged and all was arranged, date time etc
When he arrived at the property, a scruffy fat bloke answered the door and invited him in. He said his Mrs was upstairs waiting and the guy who'd been invited round started to wonder if he'd been set up and lied to
He went upstairs and to his absolute delight, a scantily clad, very good looking woman, was on the bed. They had a brief conversation and she asked if he enjoyed, sorry Mods, eating pussy
His favourite thing he replied. So he strips off, lies down on the bed and she sat on his face. All is good, she's had a good scrub, her undercarriage is smelling lovely and he's eating away enjoying himself and getting rather aroused
He then hears something, but due to his position he can't speak. Then he feels something warm around his nob and realises the husband is now sucking him off
To round off the story, the woman is satisfied as she's orgasmed and he's shot his load into the husbands mouth. The woman tells him that her husband is bi and is more interested in blokes now than her and the man who was invited round, rather angrily, told them he was duped and stormed off never to return
 
dickie davies said:
I did read a story (yes, I did read this) about a guy who was on a contact dating/swingers site and he was contacted by a couple who asked if he was interested in shagging the wife
Several pics and messages were exchanged and all was arranged, date time etc
When he arrived at the property, a scruffy fat bloke answered the door and invited him in. He said his Mrs was upstairs waiting and the guy who'd been invited round started to wonder if he'd been set up and lied to
He went upstairs and to his absolute delight, a scantily clad, very good looking woman, was on the bed. They had a brief conversation and she asked if he enjoyed, sorry Mods, eating pussy
His favourite thing he replied. So he strips off, lies down on the bed and she sat on his face. All is good, she's had a good scrub, her undercarriage is smelling lovely and he's eating away enjoying himself and getting rather aroused
He then hears something, but due to his position he can't speak. Then he feels something warm around his nob and realises the husband is now sucking him off
To round off the story, the woman is satisfied as she's orgasmed and he's shot his load into the husbands mouth. The woman tells him that her husband is bi and is more interested in blokes now than her and the man who was invited round, rather angrily, told them he was duped and stormed off never to return
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That's shocking, how did you know that the Mods don't like pussy?
 
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dickie davies said:
I did read a story (yes, I did read this) about a guy who was on a contact dating/swingers site and he was contacted by a couple who asked if he was interested in shagging the wife
Several pics and messages were exchanged and all was arranged, date time etc
When he arrived at the property, a scruffy fat bloke answered the door and invited him in. He said his Mrs was upstairs waiting and the guy who'd been invited round started to wonder if he'd been set up and lied to
He went upstairs and to his absolute delight, a scantily clad, very good looking woman, was on the bed. They had a brief conversation and she asked if he enjoyed, sorry Mods, eating pussy
His favourite thing he replied. So he strips off, lies down on the bed and she sat on his face. All is good, she's had a good scrub, her undercarriage is smelling lovely and he's eating away enjoying himself and getting rather aroused
He then hears something, but due to his position he can't speak. Then he feels something warm around his nob and realises the husband is now sucking him off
To round off the story, the woman is satisfied as she's orgasmed and he's shot his load into the husbands mouth. The woman tells him that her husband is bi and is more interested in blokes now than her and the man who was invited round, rather angrily, told them he was duped and stormed off never to return
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I didn't storm off, I simply left.


Ergh how do I delete a post?
 
Anyway I was at home, gone midnight. The weather was shite, lashing it down with rain, high winds etc. I was woken by a knock at the door, Mrs Mist turned to me and said you answer it.
FFS, I got up, got my boxers on and went down stairs. As I answered the door the wind howled in, anyway there's a bloke, wet through and he said 'can you give us a push' I told him straight, 'fuck off its pouring down' slammed the door and went back to bed. Well, when Mrs Mist found out she went ballistic ' You heartless bastard' she she said 'how many times have you broken down and someones always helped you'

Feeling like a right shit I went back downstairs and opened the front door. There was no one there so I yelled out ' sorry mate didn't mean to be rude, I'll give you a push, where are you?'
The reply came back 'over here on the swing'




What ?
 
I work with a lassie who her and her husband are swingers. She looks like Roger from American Dad dressed as a lady.
 
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