Swingers

I was in Bowlers about 1994/5 and this upper class accented lad came up to me and said my girlfriend would like you to come home with us. I was off my face and he pointed to some blonde dancing behind me. Now anyone who dabbled with 'E' s around then know sex is the last thing on your mind when your off your head.
I told him the amount of shit I've taken it will be about 3 days till I get a hard on. Find someone else.
I saw them after the club had finished getting into a chauffeur driven Mercedes with some lad who had taken up there offer.
This thread jogged my mind and made me wonder what if?
You know the likely scenario if you had taken up the offer. The blonde would have led you into a bespoke bedroom. Satin sheets, mirrors on ceiling, whips on wall etc. She'd have got you really aroused, stripped you off and handcuffed to the headboard. Then she would have exited the room. Wardrobe door opens, out pops said boy friend dressed in gimp suit. Result 18 stitches in your back passage.
 
You know the likely scenario if you had taken up the offer. The blonde would have led you into a bespoke bedroom. Satin sheets, mirrors on ceiling, whips on wall etc. She'd have got you really aroused, stripped you off and handcuffed to the headboard. Then she would have exited the room. Wardrobe door opens, out pops said boy friend dressed in gimp suit. Result 18 stitches in your back passage.
Thought it was going to be something bad
 

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