listen liam, agree with everything the t--t says, befriend him, gain his confidence, then when he goes to the bog shit in his coat pocket, piss in his flask, slip him a mickey at dinner,tell everyone at work he is calling them, follow him home send him a dead rat through the post,with an empty shotgun cartridge, with a note saying dead red rat on it, get his home number anonymously ring his wife tell her he,s seeing rent boys,sugar his tank, cut his break pipes, anyone else want to add to this be my guest?
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T*at red at work
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mancunial said:listen liam, agree with everything the t--t says, befriend him, gain his confidence, then when he goes to the bog shit in his coat pocket, piss in his flask, slip him a mickey at dinner,tell everyone at work he is calling them, follow him home send him a dead rat through the post,with an empty shotgun cartridge, with a note saying dead red rat on it, get his home number anonymously ring his wife tell her he,s seeing rent boys,sugar his tank, cut his break pipes, anyone else want to add to this be my guest?
Stand on his toe.
RuncornBlue
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mancunial said:listen liam, agree with everything the t--t says, befriend him, gain his confidence, then when he goes to the bog shit in his coat pocket, piss in his flask, slip him a mickey at dinner,tell everyone at work he is calling them, follow him home send him a dead rat through the post,with an empty shotgun cartridge, with a note saying dead red rat on it, get his home number anonymously ring his wife tell her he,s seeing rent boys,sugar his tank, cut his break pipes, anyone else want to add to this be my guest?
All while he goes to the bog? Shit me, he must have some issues.
Ducky_
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cool story, bro
Bigga
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GStar said:Bigga said:I can go one better than that.
The other week I had to wait in for a parcel. I opened the door wearing my City shirt, the guy did a double take and told me we would win nowt with our manager and he'll be gone by Christmas.
I was gobsmacked!!
I mean just do yer fooking job, fella!
You sure the guy didn't do a double take because you opened the door with your City shirt on? Wear some pants, please!
LOL!!
What a strange mind you have... :(
MCFC87
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I have just pissed myself at this. To the point and blunt!yozzer said:kick in dick
malg
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Best thread of the day! Pissing myself at work with some of the replies, we certainly do have some sick minds out there. Personally, I'd go for the old and trusted method or 'rimming' his cup. Simple and effective.
i8rags
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drop a couple of e's in his coffee.
BlueRockape
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Or show him this
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mcfcliam said:Giving me shit for no reason as I'm a Blue.
'So..you're a Blue cnut then...you're gonna win nothing'
'Yeah I am...how many games do you get to a season?'
'One or two'
'hahahahahaha don't waste my time'
Gloryhunting muppet.
Spike the pricks coffee with laxative!
der bomber28
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Just do what we did to one of the token rags in our warehouse last week, put some liquid laxative in his brew. He was back and fourth to the bog like a whippet, was moaning about his stomach being really off and thought he'd had a dodgy pint the night before. Childish yes but funny as feck, and shut the part time plastic up for a while. :0)
r.soleofsalford
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mcfcliam said:Giving me shit for no reason as I'm a Blue.
'So..you're a Blue cnut then...you're gonna win nothing'
'Yeah I am...how many games do you get to a season?'
'One or two'
'hahahahahaha don't waste my time'
Gloryhunting muppet.
thank fuck, i thought this was another " this rag said something to me, what should i say in response" type of thread. sorry Liam i should have known better.
anybody who is found guilty of such an offense should be shot by firing squad.
BatBlue said:mancunial said:listen liam, agree with everything the t--t says, befriend him, gain his confidence, then when he goes to the bog shit in his coat pocket, piss in his flask, slip him a mickey at dinner,tell everyone at work he is calling them, follow him home send him a dead rat through the post,with an empty shotgun cartridge, with a note saying dead red rat on it, get his home number anonymously ring his wife tell her he,s seeing rent boys,sugar his tank, cut his break pipes, anyone else want to add to this be my guest?
Stand on his toe.
sit on his hat
Gloryhunters don't you love them and putting the coonts down
A load of us Bradford fans where sat in this pub when this die hard l666s walked up told us how much he hated us and the Stretfords.When asked where his ST was at Helland rd was his reply was "I have never been bud but i did pass it on the bus once" fook me this twat was laughed out of the place.
A load of us Bradford fans where sat in this pub when this die hard l666s walked up told us how much he hated us and the Stretfords.When asked where his ST was at Helland rd was his reply was "I have never been bud but i did pass it on the bus once" fook me this twat was laughed out of the place.