T-shirt music thread

Having a lovely time sat on my Pink Floyd t-shirt, wish you were here
 
Just ran a half marathon in my Camel t-shirt and now I'm absolutely Breathless
 
I was in China a few years back wearing my Siouxsie and the Bansheee t shirt. Kopped off with a women. Didn't know she was married until her husband came home unexpectedly- had to jump out the back window and just had enough time to put my underwear and shorts on before I jumped. She threw my t shirt and trainers out of the window but I was off through the back gate and away. Left my t shirt and trainers in that Hong Kong Garden.
 
I woke up wearing my Wayne County & the Electric Chairs t-shirt, the wife wanted sex but I said hang on I'm just going to the Toilet Love, to which she replied "If You Don't Want To Fuck Me, Fuck Off".
 

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