Take Me Out

[m7mcfc]

TAKE ME OUT...........?

 

[TheMightyQuinn]

Saw this abortion of a programme for the first time on Saturday.

For a kick off it's basically 30 or so ropey looking orange slags judging men on looks and nothing else, except of course money. The women doing the judging all look like the kind of shit kickers you see smoking outside tanning salons or shop lifting from Miss Selfridge.

Then there's the guys...fuck me what a shower of pathetic twats!

'Men' in calf length boots with their jeans tucked in! Jesus wept! You aren't in JLS, grow some balls, listen to real music, stop dressing like Usher and you may just find a semblance of happiness you fucking cocks!

Then there's that useless twat from Bolton, who's whole comedy derives from the fact that he can't pronounce simple words because he was raised in a fucking slum. He was shit when Peter Kay put the words into his useless fucking mouth and he's shit now, he's like Vernon Kay without the looks and vague personality.

All in all I'd give the show 0/10

I'd rather be celebate than poke any of the meths on that programme and the men made my balls recede.

 

[Seosa]

On the 20th of Feb, a teaching assistant from my college will be on, shes already filmed it. She's called Jenny, and I'll give you a preview.

She works two and a half days a week, and thinks its too tough. She has a daughter about 5, a dog....and is married.

That should be a laugh...

 

[slicky202]

Saw this abortion of a programme for the first time on Saturday.

For a kick off it's basically 30 or so ropey looking orange slags judging men on looks and nothing else, except of course money. The women doing the judging all look like the kind of shit kickers you see smoking outside tanning salons or shop lifting from Miss Selfridge.

Then there's the guys...fuck me what a shower of pathetic twats!

'Men' in calf length boots with their jeans tucked in! Jesus wept! You aren't in JLS, grow some balls, listen to real music, stop dressing like Usher and you may just find a semblance of happiness you fucking cocks!

Then there's that useless twat from Bolton, who's whole comedy derives from the fact that he can't pronounce simple words because he was raised in a fucking slum. He was shit when Peter Kay put the words into his useless fucking mouth and he's shit now, he's like Vernon Kay without the looks and vague personality.

All in all I'd give the show 0/10

I'd rather be celebate than poke any of the meths on that programme and the men made my balls recede.

so not a fan then?

 

[Seosa]

Saw this abortion of a programme for the first time on Saturday.

For a kick off it's basically 30 or so ropey looking orange slags judging men on looks and nothing else, except of course money. The women doing the judging all look like the kind of shit kickers you see smoking outside tanning salons or shop lifting from Miss Selfridge.

Then there's the guys...fuck me what a shower of pathetic twats!

'Men' in calf length boots with their jeans tucked in! Jesus wept! You aren't in JLS, grow some balls, listen to real music, stop dressing like Usher and you may just find a semblance of happiness you fucking cocks!

Then there's that useless twat from Bolton, who's whole comedy derives from the fact that he can't pronounce simple words because he was raised in a fucking slum. He was shit when Peter Kay put the words into his useless fucking mouth and he's shit now, he's like Vernon Kay without the looks and vague personality.

All in all I'd give the show 0/10

I'd rather be celebate than poke any of the meths on that programme and the men made my balls recede.

LMFAO

 

[TheMightyQuinn]

Saw this abortion of a programme for the first time on Saturday.

For a kick off it's basically 30 or so ropey looking orange slags judging men on looks and nothing else, except of course money. The women doing the judging all look like the kind of shit kickers you see smoking outside tanning salons or shop lifting from Miss Selfridge.

Then there's the guys...fuck me what a shower of pathetic twats!

'Men' in calf length boots with their jeans tucked in! Jesus wept! You aren't in JLS, grow some balls, listen to real music, stop dressing like Usher and you may just find a semblance of happiness you fucking cocks!

Then there's that useless twat from Bolton, who's whole comedy derives from the fact that he can't pronounce simple words because he was raised in a fucking slum. He was shit when Peter Kay put the words into his useless fucking mouth and he's shit now, he's like Vernon Kay without the looks and vague personality.

All in all I'd give the show 0/10

I'd rather be celebate than poke any of the meths on that programme and the men made my balls recede.

so not a fan then?

Never been a fan of orange girls to be honest. Nothing against a good tan but when it turns that weird orange/brown colour it's best to leave the 'salon' and sort it out.

Likewise men in boots with their jeans tucked into them, is it cute to be in your twenties and want to look like one of JLS? Is it? It's not, it's the sign of mental retardation and nothing else.

It's just crass, it's like 'oooh let's talk vaguely about sex, aren't we on the forefront of gender politics and life in general?'. It's odious.

And why do they all end up in fucking 'Fernando's' in Manchester? What kind of prize is that?

Well done TMQ you win 5 hours in a vulgar wine bar full of trust fund twats and wag hopefuls with a girl who is not only orange and mentally challenged but she's also a fucking slapper from Crewe with 9 kids she's not mentioned yet and a bucket full of spunk from Div2 footballers apprentices.

I'll pass if it's all the same to you 'Paddy', you useless sack of shit.

 

[Anonymous]

Saw this abortion of a programme for the first time on Saturday.

For a kick off it's basically 30 or so ropey looking orange slags judging men on looks and nothing else, except of course money. The women doing the judging all look like the kind of shit kickers you see smoking outside tanning salons or shop lifting from Miss Selfridge.

Then there's the guys...fuck me what a shower of pathetic twats!

'Men' in calf length boots with their jeans tucked in! Jesus wept! You aren't in JLS, grow some balls, listen to real music, stop dressing like Usher and you may just find a semblance of happiness you fucking cocks!

Then there's that useless twat from Bolton, who's whole comedy derives from the fact that he can't pronounce simple words because he was raised in a fucking slum. He was shit when Peter Kay put the words into his useless fucking mouth and he's shit now, he's like Vernon Kay without the looks and vague personality.

All in all I'd give the show 0/10

I'd rather be celebate than poke any of the meths on that programme and the men made my balls recede.

You talk shit. It's up there with The Wire.

 

[TheMightyQuinn]

Saw this abortion of a programme for the first time on Saturday.

For a kick off it's basically 30 or so ropey looking orange slags judging men on looks and nothing else, except of course money. The women doing the judging all look like the kind of shit kickers you see smoking outside tanning salons or shop lifting from Miss Selfridge.

Then there's the guys...fuck me what a shower of pathetic twats!

'Men' in calf length boots with their jeans tucked in! Jesus wept! You aren't in JLS, grow some balls, listen to real music, stop dressing like Usher and you may just find a semblance of happiness you fucking cocks!

Then there's that useless twat from Bolton, who's whole comedy derives from the fact that he can't pronounce simple words because he was raised in a fucking slum. He was shit when Peter Kay put the words into his useless fucking mouth and he's shit now, he's like Vernon Kay without the looks and vague personality.

All in all I'd give the show 0/10

I'd rather be celebate than poke any of the meths on that programme and the men made my balls recede.

You talk shit. It's up there with The Wire.

It's not though is it?

It's not even as good as Blind Date.

In fact it's somewhere between The Paul O'Grady Show and Emmerdale in the league of fucking shit TV shows.

Only a matter of time before lads with ugg boots on start cropping up and then what happens?

Left to my own devices I'd actually have 99% of the contestants killed to death.

 

[mcfcliam]

Emma..

 

[The Fat el Hombre]

tmq, you've got issues kid