Takeaway tonight

[meldrew]

Missus and myself can't be arsed cooking tonight, gonna wait till later and order.

Question is curry, pizza or Chinese?

 

[jordinho09]

Curry, Popadums* and naan. sorted

 

[MATCITY]

Chinese is for twats

Pizza is for students

do it proper and get a curry

 

[No6]

Surprised you even need to think about it. Curry. Every time.

 

[Lancet Fluke]

I'm about to go and sit down in my living room. Do you think I should sit on the sofa or should I sit in one of the single chairs?

 

[Le Havre Oswald]

I'm about to go and sit down in my living room. Do you think I should sit on the sofa or should I sit in one of the single chairs?

I'd sit on the telly mate

 

[MATCITY]

I'm about to go and sit down in my living room. Do you think I should sit on the sofa or should I sit in one of the single chairs?

Sofas are for twats

sit in the single chair

 

[Tuearts right boot]

Hammock everytime,with a can of Duff.

 

[meldrew]

I'm about to go and sit down in my living room. Do you think I should sit on the sofa or should I sit in one of the single chairs?

On the floor with your arms folded!

 

[Latics Fan SJK]

I need to do some doodling on my pad, therefore I'm about to grab a pen from my draw.

What colour pen should I opt for?

 

[Cellarite]

Take her out you tight twat.

 

[meldrew]

I need to do some doodling on my pad, therefore I'm about to grab a pen from my draw.

What colour pen should I opt for?

Should you even have to ask? Blue!

 

[MATCITY]

I need to do some doodling on my pad, therefore I'm about to grab a pen from my draw.

What colour pen should I opt for?

Light blue,make the right choice of blue for once in your life

 

[meldrew]

Take her out you tight twat.

Would but she has shingles, she's lucky im staying in the same room tonight!

 

[Latics Fan SJK]

I need to do some doodling on my pad, therefore I'm about to grab a pen from my draw.

What colour pen should I opt for?

Light blue,make the right choice of blue for once in your life

Shit, there's a distinct lack of Pens, in any shade of blue, in my drawer.

 

[Cellarite]

Take her out you tight twat.

Would but she has shingles, she's lucky im staying in the same room tonight!

The best advice I can give is to send her to bed early for the sake of her health. You can then order a curry and settle down ready for the GB football match.

 

[MATCITY]

I need to do some doodling on my pad, therefore I'm about to grab a pen from my draw.

What colour pen should I opt for?

Light blue,make the right choice of blue for once in your life

Shit, there's a distinct lack of Pens, in any shade of blue, in my drawer.

anything but red then

 

[meldrew]

Take her out you tight twat.

Would but she has shingles, she's lucky im staying in the same room tonight!

The best advice I can give is to send her to bed early for the sake of her health. You can then order a curry and settle down ready for the GB football match.

I knew I could rely on one of you guys!

 

[Latics Fan SJK]

Back on topic though, it's a tough (but pleasing) choice to make.

14" Pepperoni, Green Peppers, Jalepenos & Garlic Pizza?

or......

Hot & Sour Soup, Salt & Pepper Chicken Wings, Beef & Green Pepper in Blackbean Sauce w/Boiled Rice & Chips

or......

Pappadums & Chutnies, Lamb Chops, Chicken Tikka Sizzler w/Jalfreizi Sauce, Garlic Naan & Special Rice

Fucking hell, I want a take-away now.

 

[Ovo]

Back on topic though, it's a tough (but pleasing) choice to make.

14" Pepperoni, Green Peppers, Jalepenos & Garlic Pizza?

or......

Hot & Sour Soup, Salt & Pepper Chicken Wings, Beef & Green Pepper in Blackbean Sauce w/Boiled Rice & Chips

or......

Pappadums & Chutnies, Lamb Chops, Chicken Tikka Sizzler w/Jalfreizi Sauce, Garlic Naan & Special Rice

Fucking hell, I want a take-away now.

Treat yourself, have all three.