Talksport now (continued)

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The Light Was Yellow said:
Quite interesting comment from a bloke who can barely string a sentence together. They should pair him up with Gough!!

Some of Mr Brazils comedy gold follows;

Talking recently to TV critic Garry Bushell about the previous evening's BBC gala tribute to the late Bob Monkhouse, Brazil asked: "Garry, how was Bob's health last night?".

And two years ago, the day after actor John Thaw died, he commented: "I was sad to hear yesterday about the death of Inspector Morse, TV's John Shaw."

"John Thaw, Alan" his co-host corrected him.

"Do you know, I've been doing that all morning. John, if you're listening, sorry mate," Brazil replied.

Then there was: "There's a good-feel factor about Sheffield Wednesday" - ALAN BRAZIL

Also: "They gave the Serbian FA a poultry fine"

Finally, a particular favourite: "Levante have gone fourth in Serie A. If anyone can tell me what part of Italy Levante is in, please call. I've no idea" - ALAN BRAZIL

loved the 1 where he had a great idea of wing mirrors for horses! And also thinks the day will come when the 100 meters is run in a second!
 
uwe rosler 28 said:
The Light Was Yellow said:
Quite interesting comment from a bloke who can barely string a sentence together. They should pair him up with Gough!!

Some of Mr Brazils comedy gold follows;

Talking recently to TV critic Garry Bushell about the previous evening's BBC gala tribute to the late Bob Monkhouse, Brazil asked: "Garry, how was Bob's health last night?".

And two years ago, the day after actor John Thaw died, he commented: "I was sad to hear yesterday about the death of Inspector Morse, TV's John Shaw."

"John Thaw, Alan" his co-host corrected him.

"Do you know, I've been doing that all morning. John, if you're listening, sorry mate," Brazil replied.

Then there was: "There's a good-feel factor about Sheffield Wednesday" - ALAN BRAZIL

Also: "They gave the Serbian FA a poultry fine"

Finally, a particular favourite: "Levante have gone fourth in Serie A. If anyone can tell me what part of Italy Levante is in, please call. I've no idea" - ALAN BRAZIL

loved the 1 where he had a great idea of wing mirrors for horses! And also thinks the day will come when the 100 meters is run in a second!
That was Mike Parry his one time co-presenter
 
blue underpants said:
lmjones1uk said:
Vienna_70 said:
Which show?

Brazil? Murray? Or another one?

Brazil, Rogers is on too, bet the arse licking is unbearable
Noel Gallagher is usually on the Cundy-Goldstein show at night ripping the piss out of the rag, should be fun with Brazil, if Brazils not careful Noel will demolish him, you can bet he's not done his homework on Gallagher


If you read some of the man's quotes on here I doubt he has ever taken the trouble to research anything related to his show.

Noel will tear the **** to bits with any luck
 
Brazil is no Michael Parkinson, dogs dinner of an interview jumping from one thing to another with no flow
Noel was obviously aware that it's early morning with kids listening because when he is usually on late at night he generally lets rip
Glad he said IF City score and IF we win the league, didn't sound arrogant or cocky which is what we need just now
 
The cookie monster said:
Kirkstall Blue said:
Anyone catch what Rodgers just said about the history of sport ?
Yes he said we are going to finish second to a club with the biggest wage bill in the history of sport


They may not finish second yet.
 
The cookie monster said:
Kirkstall Blue said:
Anyone catch what Rodgers just said about the history of sport ?
Yes he said we are going to finish second to a club with the biggest wage bill in the history of sport
We will finish first ahead of the biggest murderers in the league.
 
The cookie monster said:
He's at it again
City brought on £90 million worth of subs,I hate this ****.

He did say Liverpool want to be in a similar situation next season with being in the CL.
Well Brenda good luck with that. hope you don't break the FFP rules.
 
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